C-man Posted 18 April 2005 Share Posted 18 April 2005 Killer biscuits wanted for attempted murder (actual AP headline) Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of san Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while they went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries, several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the stoe for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from the back of her head. When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head... A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the head, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of the head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She innitially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her 'brains' in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. Lisa is Blonde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexikokopops Posted 18 April 2005 Share Posted 18 April 2005 That's Brilliant!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukeh Posted 18 April 2005 Share Posted 18 April 2005 Lisa better not see this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieG Posted 18 April 2005 Share Posted 18 April 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 18 April 2005 Share Posted 18 April 2005 Lisa better not see this! 95011[/snapback] indeed not! although stick a sausage cob in front of her and its gone in a matter of minutes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Posted 19 April 2005 Share Posted 19 April 2005 Lisa better not see this! 95011[/snapback] indeed not! although stick a sausage cob in front of her and its gone in a matter of minutes! 95022[/snapback] Your powers of observation are brilliant Stezza - Lisa loves her sausages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukeh Posted 20 April 2005 Share Posted 20 April 2005 Lisa better not see this! 95011[/snapback] indeed not! although stick a sausage cob in front of her and its gone in a matter of minutes! 95022[/snapback] Your powers of observation are brilliant Stezza - Lisa loves her sausages 95135[/snapback] Indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filbertway Posted 20 April 2005 Share Posted 20 April 2005 , good find Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimp Posted 21 April 2005 Share Posted 21 April 2005 Killer biscuits wanted for attempted murder (actual AP headline)Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of san Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while they went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries, several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the stoe for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from the back of her head. When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head... A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the head, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of the head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She innitially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her 'brains' in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. Lisa is Blonde 95003[/snapback] rofl, quality find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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