Wife Swap

[Koke]

Anyone up for it for a week? I'm looking at you Daggers.

You'll get a 27 year old Fulham fan who thinks Kevin Doyle is second coming of Jesus. And she'll spend all your money down the bookies. She won't spend her own money though.

[AoWW]

Anyone up for it for a week? I'm looking at you Daggers.

You'll get a 27 year old Fulham fan who thinks Kevin Doyle is second coming of Jesus. And she'll spend all your money down the bookies. She won't spend her own money though.

If you ask him really nicely, Shingler might swap Amy B?

[JakeShingler]

If you ask him really nicely, Shingler might swap Amy B?

No Deal

[Koke]

If you ask him really nicely, Shingler might swap Amy B?

She would end up in prison for lurking Shingler into the sack.

[DJ Barry Hammond]

What are you swapping her for? Is it another women you're after or can I interest you in my 2 door, white 1986 ford escort with original badges and a tank of petrol?!?

[BoneDog]

I know a wife swap couple! The wife is fit as they come, trust me. My mates had a smash! About 40 and if you lived round my way you could be there.

I personally wouldn't though, it's against my morals.

[DJ Barry Hammond]

I know a wife swap couple! The wife is fit as they come, trust me. My mates had a smash! About 40 and if you lived round my way you could be there.

I personally wouldn't though, it's against my morals.

Meh, morals!

[Daggers]

Anyone up for it for a week? I'm looking at you Daggers.

I'm confused as to how you'd know I'd even look at this thread?

Deal - you are getting a semi-professional oven-chip chef with a phone embedded in her face and the propensity to leap out of bed all night due to a bunch of anxiety-induced dreams (leaving you to work on two hours sleep).