Samilktray Posted 11 May 2009 Posted 11 May 2009 Weve all had a hard on at school over a girl touching our leg. I get them whenever 1 of the health and beauty girls at college brushes past me on the stairs to be honest.
Brainy Posted 11 May 2009 Posted 11 May 2009 I'm sure I heard that story on msn a very short while ago. He probably copied it from another website.
Guest Bilo Posted 11 May 2009 Posted 11 May 2009 I remember in one of our AS Level exams there was this one lad who devised the most anal revision guide ever, stocked up on energy drinks and didn't sleep for days. He only went and shat himself in the exam cos the Red Bull had played havoc with his guts, and.... wait no, that was the Inbetweeners.
Fosse Boy Posted 11 May 2009 Posted 11 May 2009 Oh yeh I remember another good one. This guy claimed his mum always drove him in late on a Monday, so no-one expected him 'til second lesson. At the time first lesson on a monday was sex education. When we asked our form tutor where the guy was after a couple of weels, he said that his mum wouldn't let him watch it because it wasn't appropriate. It was year 9 He got ripped to pieces for ages I'm guessing that coming from Harborough you were at Welland Park then? Gotta love the Rumbles they used to have on the Astro (the Great Ice Rumble of '02 brings back particularly painful memories). Apparently kids have softened up and don't do them anymore now though. I've heard that at Robert Smyth School in Harborough, the current crop of Sixth Formers were recently voluntarily tested for chlamydia. Apparently one in three tested positive.
BoneDog Posted 11 May 2009 Posted 11 May 2009 Ahhhhh school. At the time its so shite, and you hate it. One of the funniest things i saw was, a teacher leaving there car open, one of my mates went in and let the handbrake of. Car eventually stop rollling on the school field, he got a bollocking for that. Put water into a teachers eye telling him it was acid, harsh but seriously funny. We used to play a great game of running outside the fire exit, then back through the main door of the class in one of the lessons, mobile room. Good times. Ive got so many memories, but already forgetting them. I was a right willy puller at school, kind of gutted i was suspended for the last week of school because of my previous antics, they basically thought i would be up to something. One of my mates went in a teachers car and did a shit on the back seat. I was there and saw it, dark brown and a massive link. Would loved to of seen the reaction of Mr Greenwood when he got in his car School was great, at the time you wanted to be somewhere else but when you look back it was pure class
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