Red Leicester Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 I had 4 primary schools. And the bare frontery to boast about it? Sick bastard.
Vacamion Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 I remember classmates getting corporal punishment - the cane, the slipper, the Paedo's finger...
Asha Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 And the bare frontery to boast about it? Sick bastard. Of all the people to say that
Uncle Albert Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 My mate snapping a massive branch down and thinking he could Pole Vault over a 6ft metal fence was pretty hillarious. He failed miserably and got up to see all cobbing stones at him. Funnily enough this is the same lad who's flask we robbed to blow up.
Craig Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 Our French teacher locked us in the room once at 3.15 to go and fetch the head of year because we were being quite the riot as we had an afterschool detention. We opened the windows, climbed through and legged it onto the buses We paid for it though :w00t:
AmericanScott Posted 9 May 2009 Posted 9 May 2009 Last day of year 11 was great. I skived my lessons that day and ran around wearing sunglasses, a hoodie, and a pink wig on and opened classroom doors and blew an airhorn i got from Poundland into the rooms. No teacher knew it was me In the 8th grade (year 9 to you lot) in America, a friend and i had fart contests and i followed through once during lunch. Not pretty edit: This was me on the last day of year 11. Some people took videos of the airhorn fun but sadly i don't have them
StanSP Posted 9 May 2009 Posted 9 May 2009 Last day of year 11 was great. I skived my lessons that day and ran around wearing sunglasses, a hoodie, and a pink wig on and opened classroom doors and blew an airhorn i got from Poundland into the rooms. No teacher knew it was me In the 8th grade (year 9 to you lot) in America, a friend and i had fart contests and i followed through once during lunch. Not pretty Haha you did a Will
NewquayFox Posted 9 May 2009 Posted 9 May 2009 Having a race in the Playground at the `old` Sacred Heart School and trying to stop myself at the railings, unfortunately both my arms went through the bars and my nose and 2 big goofy front teeth managed to stop me from going into the Girls playground. Ouch !!! ;0)
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 9 May 2009 Posted 9 May 2009 Nothing beats pushing people through a tiny door shouting "fucking maul it! Maul it!" And naming a teacher called Mr. Henderson "Hendo Bendo" and calling him a paedo was another one. He never lived that down and moved schools shortly after. The paedo.
Ashley Posted 9 May 2009 Posted 9 May 2009 Nothing beats pushing people through a tiny door shouting "fucking maul it! Maul it!"And naming a teacher called Mr. Henderson "Hendo Bendo" and calling him a paedo was another one. He never lived that down and moved schools shortly after. The paedo. Stonehill, right?
Uncle Albert Posted 9 May 2009 Posted 9 May 2009 We are doing our Yearbook stuff at school as its our last year at School! Shame the thing will cost about £20. <_< It's well emotional writing all your memories about your mates down in about 5 lines, the comment Shaun has just left me nearlly made me cry. I have done 10 of my Yearbook comments and still need to do another 9 proper ones to people I class as 'mates'. The others can have a nice good luck in whatever you do nonesense. Cant believe this is my last year though, the real world awaits me.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 9 May 2009 Posted 9 May 2009 Doing a strike in year 7 or 8 at stonehill and making the front page of the mercury, classic. Pictures of all the school running across stonehill field and another picture of half the school running down stonehill avenue. Them strikes were for pussies. Watched from Longslade and just thought, "my God, these strikes are for pussies." The years below us didn't carry on the reputation for massive fights on the field either. Boring.Now the Iraq war strike in Stonehill, 2003, now there was a strike you could be proud of. Stonehill, right? Yeah.
James. Posted 10 May 2009 Posted 10 May 2009 "social room" - do you mean 6th form centre? Ha. Sekao Oakes tried it and never succeeded. Yes, your brothers may have/will play for City, but you? Ha ha ha!!!!!!! Haha. My sister was friends with Stef Oakes. That's not a great story but there you go. There was the Luther King Centre which was the main 6th form centre where most people hung out. But then there was the social room. Out the back of the LKC and down some stairs. We ruled that area. Admittedly we alienated much of the entire 12th and 13th year in the process but we had a laugh so it was worth it in the end.
Bert Posted 10 May 2009 Posted 10 May 2009 One of the best days I had at secondary school was when this stupid delivery driver thought it'd be a good idea to leave the back of his truck open with crates of coca-cola in, in the middle of New Parks. So many people got so many cans of pop, it was awesome.
The_General Posted 10 May 2009 Posted 10 May 2009 When in high school i remeber getting a hard-on when this girl rubbed my leg under the desk, i went the toilet and had a quick wank then cummed all over the toilet chain next day everyone in school was in the hall at start of day and a notice was read out saying that someone relieved themselves all over the toilet wall, all i could do is blush and the girl who rubbed my leg turned round and smiled to me. God the good old days .
Uncle Albert Posted 10 May 2009 Posted 10 May 2009 When in high school i remeber getting a hard-on when this girl rubbed my leg under the desk, i went the toilet and had a quick wank then cummed all over the toilet chain next day everyone in school was in the hall at start of day and a notice was read out saying that someone relieved themselves all over the toilet wall, all i could do is blush and the girl who rubbed my leg turned round and smiled to me. God the good old days . Then you woke up and thought you would bore everyone with that drivel?
Asha Posted 10 May 2009 Posted 10 May 2009 When in high school i remeber getting a hard-on when this girl rubbed my leg under the desk, i went the toilet and had a quick wank then cummed all over the toilet chain next day everyone in school was in the hall at start of day and a notice was read out saying that someone relieved themselves all over the toilet wall, all i could do is blush and the girl who rubbed my leg turned round and smiled to me. God the good old days . I'm sure I heard that story on msn a very short while ago.
lavrentis Posted 10 May 2009 Posted 10 May 2009 I'm sure I heard that story on msn a very short while ago. This
lildave3 Posted 10 May 2009 Posted 10 May 2009 I'm sure I heard that story on msn a very short while ago. None of the things he's posted are actually true...
Guest Posted 11 May 2009 Posted 11 May 2009 Haha. My sister was friends with Stef Oakes. That's not a great story but there you go.There was the Luther King Centre which was the main 6th form centre where most people hung out. But then there was the social room. Out the back of the LKC and down some stairs. We ruled that area. Admittedly we alienated much of the entire 12th and 13th year in the process but we had a laugh so it was worth it in the end. That room wasn't available to us, back in the day. My brother was mates with Stef, and still talks to him now if he sees him. He says Stef isn't really as conceited as he appears in real life. I would beg to differ!
Ashley Posted 11 May 2009 Posted 11 May 2009 Yeah. I remember him, pure joke when we got him to leave
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