Tales of Your Life at School

[Finnegan]

He was my form tutor.

lol It could have been you, Leese. It could have been you!

[Ashley]

Doing a strike in year 7 or 8 at stonehill and making the front page of the mercury, classic. Pictures of all the school running across stonehill field and another picture of half the school running down stonehill avenue.

[Granno]

Tom.

WTF? :laugh:

I hope you were forced to do that.

Yeah

[BoneDog]

Getting kneed in the back by a French/P.E teacher and then chasing him round the football field with a rounders bat in a Benny Hill fashion with about 10 classrooms standin at the windows overlooking field. Classic

School was bangin in the late 80's, teachers could kick shit out of you if they felt like it. Then the crap laws came out and there is no discipline now.

When there was a fight at my school, most teachers would join in instead of breaking it up (depending on who was on duty)

[James.]

School was crap.

Word. It's evident the rest of these people didn't go to Longslade.

Haha. I ****ing loved Longslade. Total dump but a great laugh particularly due to the fact we managed to take control of the "social room" and practically make it a teacher no-go area. Pool tables, wrestling, weed smoking, poker, daylight robbery of the snack bar, all sorts. It was brilliant.

[Simi]

Playing rounders (yes I know, the wankiest of sports) and the bat flying out of my mate's hand to hit another mate smack bang on the nose at least 50 feet away, thereby breaking it quite in quite horrific fashion.

Only really funny in restrospect since his nose still squeaks when he breathes in

I did the same thing to a mate, was fecking hilarious. One of the moments where everyone just hits the deck laughing.

Had so many good times at Roundhill and Wreake Valley. Sure Milktray will share a few more later as well.

Roundhill from years 7-9 was brilliant, just not giving a shit. I was always in a fair bit of trouble. Highlights included a mate sticking post it notes on a teachers back on April Fools declaring his love for another teacher. Another was throwing wooden boxes at other peoples heads with visors on. :laugh:

Then Wreake in 10-11 was class. Being banned from the dinnerhall with all my mates for starting a food fight and robbing the school wheelchair was classic. As was popping the biggest helium balloon ever seen in the middle of the canteen, everyone thought a bomb went off.

So many more moments where you just had to break down laughing, love it.

[Granno]

I did the same thing to a mate, was fecking hilarious. One of the moments where everyone just hits the deck laughing.

Had so many good times at Roundhill and Wreake Valley. Sure Milktray will share a few more later as well.

Roundhill from years 7-9 was brilliant, just not giving a shit. I was always in a fair bit of trouble. Highlights included a mate sticking post it notes on a teachers back on April Fools declaring his love for another teacher. Another was throwing wooden boxes at other peoples heads with visors on. :laugh:

Then Wreake in 10-11 was class. Being banned from the dinnerhall with all my mates for starting a food fight and robbing the school wheelchair was classic. As was popping the biggest helium balloon ever seen in the middle of the canteen, everyone thought a bomb went off.

So many more moments where you just had to break down laughing, love it.

Sounds hilarious

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Doing a strike in year 7 or 8 at stonehill and making the front page of the mercury, classic. Pictures of all the school running across stonehill field and another picture of half the school running down stonehill avenue.

Them strikes were for pussies. Watched from Longslade and just thought, "my God, these strikes are for pussies." The years below us didn't carry on the reputation for massive fights on the field either. Boring.

Now the Iraq war strike in Stonehill, 2003, now there was a strike you could be proud of.

[Tevez]

One of the our mates throwing a seletape ball numerous times at the Art window and it eventually smashed.

I'm pissing my self thinking about it.

[Sods]

Ahhhhh school.

At the time its so shite, and you hate it.

One of the funniest things i saw was, a teacher leaving there car open, one of my mates went in and let the handbrake of. Car eventually stop rollling on the school field, he got a bollocking for that.

Put water into a teachers eye telling him it was acid, harsh but seriously funny. We used to play a great game of running outside the fire exit, then back through the main door of the class in one of the lessons, mobile room. Good times.

Ive got so many memories, but already forgetting them. I was a right willy puller at school, kind of gutted i was suspended for the last week of school because of my previous antics, they basically thought i would be up to something.

[Guest]

It could have been you, Leese. It could have been you!

No it could not. Seriously.

Haha. I ****ing loved Longslade. Total dump but a great laugh particularly due to the fact we managed to take control of the "social room" and practically make it a teacher no-go area. Pool tables, wrestling, weed smoking, poker, daylight robbery of the snack bar, all sorts. It was brilliant.

"social room" - do you mean 6th form centre? Ha. Sekao Oakes tried it and never succeeded. Yes, your brothers may have/will play for City, but you? Ha ha ha!!!!!!!

[Koke]

School. What school? I went to more schools than Trevor Benjamin went to clubs. <_<

[Asha]

School. What school? I went to more schools than Trevor Benjamin went to clubs. <_<

I had 4 primary schools.

[Unabomber]

Probably when a bird smashed into the window during assembly once.

[Ultra]

The best day I had at my secondary school was the last one.

[Big Ol' Bob]

I used to love the big pushing matches in the corridors between lessons. They were legendary. Doesn't matter what school you went to, everyone would barge around into each other in the corridors, and there would always be one who would end up on the floor from getting tripped, only to be walked on by everyone.

[Samilktray]

Tig in school corridors is brillant.

[Asha]

I've got so many, but then again they're very recent.

One of my mates absolutely despises this song for some reason, so we all put it on our phones and play it loudly all the time. Hilarious when he loses it.

[Guest Bilo]

Setting fire to the class twat in a sixth form study period was pretty special.

EDIT: I was also given detention in Year 8 for pretending to wank off a wooden cock we were supposed to put condoms onto. Bloody prudes.

[Brainy]

We had some Bulgarian IT teacher who couldn't control a class. One day my mate went up to her computer whilst she was helping somebody and stuck a sticker underneath her electronic mouse so it wouldn't be able to move. She went and got the technician so he went up and removed the sticker from the mouse. 5 mins later the guy came in, tested the mouse and it was working fine. So at the end of the lesson she left the room so he went up and stuck it on her mouse again. Next lesson she had a different mouse and her old one was in her draw with the sticker still on it.

[Guest Bilo]

Some of the rumours that went round about some of the kids were classic. Apparently one lad had to use the staff toilet because he had no cock. There was also the obligatory thing about there being a hole between the boys and girls showers (two years I spent looking before I realised it was bull).

[skinnydipper]

For those that didn't see them first time round my best school stories can be found in here

Cruel and Unusual Punishments

[Ashley]

These pictures took from the Mercury, i'll upload the full picture of the front page later and i'll try and find the article that goes with it. First picture below is the picture off the front page.

[Tommeh]

We had a legendary hill at our primary school which in the early days we all though was Everest, went down the other day and it's smaller than Jack Hobbs bulge.

[MarkDeVries]

Oh yeh I remember another good one. This guy claimed his mum always drove him in late on a Monday, so no-one expected him 'til second lesson. At the time first lesson on a monday was sex education. When we asked our form tutor where the guy was after a couple of weels, he said that his mum wouldn't let him watch it because it wasn't appropriate. It was year 9

He got ripped to pieces for ages