Uncle Albert Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 Robbing my mates Flask and blowing it up with a Tiger Bomb. One of the funniest things I have ever seen. Tevez is filming and Tubes is the one putting the bomb in the Flask.
J.Lisemore Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 Year 8 . The year where you just didnt need to give a s*it about anything. The year below were the newcomers in the school, whereas the year above were doing their SATS (Not that SATS really meant anything but...ah well).
Brainy Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 Sticking a banana peel on top of a door hoping it would land on the next kid to walk through. The next person to walk through was the vice head.
Guest Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 Playing rounders (yes I know, the wankiest of sports) and the bat flying out of my mate's hand to hit another mate smack bang on the nose at least 50 feet away, thereby breaking it quite in quite horrific fashion. Only really funny in restrospect since his nose still squeaks when he breathes in
Asha Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 Today was probably the funniest day of my school life to date. We'd rented a bouncy castle and were letting people go on for money, as well as selling refreshments, to make profit as part of the business academy course I'm doing. We sent up 2 hours early and about 8 of us lads decided to wrestle each other on it. Was absolute carnage . I'm not exactly a heavyweight and I got absolutely mauled for two hours, but loved it. Bouncing into a pile up feet first is a right laugh, even when you're on the other end. A two footed lunge to an area God only meant to be treated nicely, is fooking pain. The girls of the group didn't approve of our behaviour, but it was worth it.
Finnegan Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 School was crap. Word. It's evident the rest of these people didn't go to Longslade.
Tubes Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 Robbing my mates Flask and blowing it up with a Tiger Bomb. One of the funniest things I have ever seen. Tevez is filming and Tubes is the one putting the bomb in the Flask. I actually completely forgot about this, its probably only about 2-3 years ago and we look sooo much younger. Oh and how upset he was
Steven Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 I had a massive punch up with another kid that was witnessed by several dozen people including several masters. The pay off was that he had to taken away bloodied and bowed and he is now a senior police officer in the Metropolitan Police.
Tommeh Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 Quorn Primary School was fantastic, Humphrey Perkins was meh and Rawlins was ok. I do kinda miss school and education, it is strange going straight into work after in my opinion. Probably why I'm off uni for the next 3 years.
Steven Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 Quorn Primary School was fantastic, Humphrey Perkins was meh and Rawlins was ok.I do kinda miss school and education, it is strange going straight into work after in my opinion. Probably why I'm off uni for the next 3 years.
Tubes Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 Quorn Primary School was fantastic, Humphrey Perkins was meh and Rawlins was ok.I do kinda miss school and education, it is strange going straight into work after in my opinion. Probably why I'm off uni for the next 3 years. BUM.
Guest Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 Word. It's evident the rest of these people didn't go to Longslade. You see, you didn't even have the biggest letch of a teacher there when you were; he was gone not long after I left. Fricking perve.
Steven Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 You see, you didn't even have the biggest letch of a teacher there when you were; he was gone not long after I left.Fricking perve. At least you were not invited into the Darkroom with a certain Biology teacher. I wasn't but someone else was and the Biology teacher never came back. Plus there were other perves who touched boys in front of an entire class.
Guest Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 At least you were not invited into the Darkroom with a certain Biology teacher. I wasn't but someone else was and the Biology teacher never came back. Plus there were other perves who touched boys in front of an entire class. Ha. The list of shame at my school goes thus: PE teacher impregnated girl when she was 16. Maths teacher went out with one student, perved around others, and offered me "private tuition". I declined. Apparently he's married to the girl he went out with. School counsellor, who was married to a head of departments, divorced his wife after she found out he offered more than support and ended up with baby. Science teacher, on a field trip, demonstrated the effects of lighting through canvas on the first night, then on the second gave one lad in my year some extra-curricular lessons in biology. The shocking thing was she was a physics teacher. This is what happened when I was there, and before the school went into special measures. I wasn't surprised.
Finnegan Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 Ha. The list of shame at my school goes thus:PE teacher impregnated girl when she was 16. Maths teacher went out with one student, perved around others, and offered me "private tuition". I declined. Apparently he's married to the girl he went out with. School counsellor, who was married to a head of departments, divorced his wife after she found out he offered more than support and ended up with baby. Science teacher, on a field trip, demonstrated the effects of lighting through canvas on the first night, then on the second gave one lad in my year some extra-curricular lessons in biology. The shocking thing was she was a physics teacher. This is what happened when I was there, and before the school went into special measures. I wasn't surprised. Do you know Mr. Ingham? He married a student, was still there when I was. Think he was English - real old guy.
Guest Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 Do you know Mr. Ingham? He married a student, was still there when I was. Think he was English - real old guy. He was my form tutor.
welck12 Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 Two guys were expelled from our school for wanking. They were sat at the back of the room in a geography lesson, with a 60 year old male teacher. They were just sat there next to each other, tugging one off
MarkDeVries Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 About two years ago the teacher went out the class for literally a second, then this guy was talking to some girls, stood up, whipped out his nob for no apparent reason for about 20 seconds and then to his horror realised the teacher saw the whole thing Aaahhh, some people
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