lookwhaticando Posted 5 June 2009 Posted 5 June 2009 Hahah. Fabulous. They're all fruit-loops over there.
lookwhaticando Posted 5 June 2009 Posted 5 June 2009 There's a whole raft of totally bizarre lawsuits in the states about all kinds of things. People who are too fat to function tend to sue fast food chains for *forcing* them to eat the fatty foods. There's many cases of people coming to harm outside of a store or similar establishment because the store/establishment failed to warn people that bad stuff can happen outside the store! A few examples include a man who was struck by lightning outside a theme park - because the theme park failed to warn him that being outside the theme park in a thunderstorm was a bad idea. Then there was the women who was attacked by a bird outside a home improvement store, and a woman who had her leg nibbled by a squirrel outside a shopping mall. Car accidents are an exciting buffet for bizarre lawsuit possibilities... when your son-in-law puts you into a river, you sue your son-in-law... and the divers who came to rescue you! Stella Awards. Always a laugh.
Red Leicester Posted 5 June 2009 Posted 5 June 2009 Hahah. Fabulous. He found that their attack on "Crunchberries" should fare no better than their prior claims that "Froot Loops" did not contain real froot.
stez Posted 5 June 2009 Posted 5 June 2009 with out clicking the link, because i'm 1/2 watching alien vs predator, is this the chap who's suing (someone) due to having had a fish bone in his tuna sandwich, and has been destroyed by it, so much so he can't be in the same room as a tuna?
Katy Posted 5 June 2009 Posted 5 June 2009 with out clicking the link, because i'm 1/2 watching alien vs predator, is this the chap who's suing (someone) due to having had a fish bone in his tuna sandwich, and has been destroyed by it, so much so he can't be in the same room as a tuna? Is his name Alex?
Guest Posted 6 June 2009 Posted 6 June 2009 with out clicking the link, because i'm 1/2 watching alien vs predator, is this the chap who's suing (someone) due to having had a fish bone in his tuna sandwich, and has been destroyed by it, so much so he can't be in the same room as a tuna? No. It's not.
stez Posted 6 June 2009 Posted 6 June 2009 No. It's not. ah, right. it's this one i was thinking of clicked on the first link. too 'wordy' for me
Guest Posted 6 June 2009 Posted 6 June 2009 ah, right. it's this one i was thinking of It's because of tossers like that, I am warned that my packet of dry-roasted "may contain nuts". Well what else is it going to contain? The Dead Sea Scrolls? A gold bullion? Tossers.
Jay Posted 6 June 2009 Posted 6 June 2009 ah, right. it's this one i was thinking ofclicked on the first link. too 'wordy' for me surely a fish bone an inch and a half in length is plenty big enough to give your peior notice before shoving it in your face and swallowing the principle of chewing your food also stands out!! surely if he hadn't tried to wolf it down like a hungry pelican he may have actually discovered the bone before swallowing
Guest Posted 6 June 2009 Posted 6 June 2009 surely a fish bone an inch and a half in length is plenty big enough to give your peior notice before shoving it in your face and swallowing the principle of chewing your food also stands out!! surely if he hadn't tried to wolf it down like a hungry pelican he may have actually discovered the bone before swallowing This story highlights the importance of mastication.
ACF Posted 6 June 2009 Posted 6 June 2009 This story highlights the importance of masterbation. I truly am very sorry for that post.
Guest Posted 6 June 2009 Posted 6 June 2009 I truly am very sorry for that post. My money was on Jehst.
Guest Posted 7 June 2009 Posted 7 June 2009 I'm 14, what did you expect Well, you didn't disappoint. You are learning quickly.
lildave3 Posted 7 June 2009 Posted 7 June 2009 with out clicking the link, because i'm 1/2 watching alien vs predator, is this the chap who's suing (someone) due to having had a fish bone in his tuna sandwich, and has been destroyed by it, so much so he can't be in the same room as a tuna? It all sounds very Kenan and Kel.
ACF Posted 8 June 2009 Posted 8 June 2009 It all sounds very Kenan and Kel. I used to like that show, but I got bored of the orange soda.
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