AoWW Posted 5 August 2009 Posted 5 August 2009 A similar thing happened to me, only she glued it to my neck. You're getting your beard and pubes muddled up.
lou Posted 5 August 2009 Posted 5 August 2009 That's what you get with messing about with multiple women. Six years in prison for the women though - vile women, they could have embarrassed him 100's different ways without sexually assaulting him. Theyll probably get off on Provocation. In fact theyll probably bang him up instead. Oh wait, sorry no this didnt happen in this country did it? Might get what they deserve then. <_<
skinnydipper Posted 6 August 2009 Posted 6 August 2009 As a teenager I had a nice dream only to wake up with glue all over my stomach
Koke Posted 6 August 2009 Posted 6 August 2009 I was once told by a girl that if my erect penis couldn't reach my belly button whilst laying down on my back, then I had nothing at all going on for me.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 7 August 2009 Posted 7 August 2009 I bet that would cane. just getting supergluie on my finders hurt enough buy if my bellend was glued to my stomach i think i'd die.
haraven Posted 7 August 2009 Posted 7 August 2009 Bet he will sell his story and become a pron star... maybe she as well ... "star"...
Zingari Posted 8 August 2009 Posted 8 August 2009 Bet he will sell his story and become a pron star... maybe she as well ... "star"... yes, a porn star in Glue movies instead of blue movies ( somehow it just sounds like porn for bad ventriloquists )
theoxonfox Posted 8 August 2009 Posted 8 August 2009 I thought that was wot the child support agency do if u dont pay 'em!?
haraven Posted 8 August 2009 Posted 8 August 2009 yes, a porn star in Glue movies instead of blue movies ( somehow it just sounds like porn for bad ventriloquists )
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