Guest Posted 13 August 2009 Posted 13 August 2009 I emailed the link to my left-handed mate with the subject "Weirdos". His response:"I thought I'd like this, but your right, it is weird. Load of weirdos congratulating themselves because 'life is so hard' in a right handed world. Pathetic - I can masturbate with both hands!" Far too much information there!
AjcW Posted 13 August 2009 Posted 13 August 2009 Of this famous left-hander? No mate of this one: I love being left handed
Guest Posted 13 August 2009 Posted 13 August 2009 Ewww, Left handers are gay. You must have no right side at all then!
Fosse Boy Posted 13 August 2009 Posted 13 August 2009 I'm a leftie but wierdly am a righty for a few things aswell!! That's the best way. Call me a leftie for everything apart from writing, batting and playing golf.
Libertine Posted 13 August 2009 Posted 13 August 2009 Lefty except for batting, throwing and maybe a few other things that I don't remember currently.
AjcW Posted 13 August 2009 Posted 13 August 2009 Lefty except for batting, throwing and maybe a few other things that I don't remember currently. Funny isnt it, i dont know a single one of my left handed cricket mates that actually bats left handed. I bet right handed and im a lefty.
Fosse Boy Posted 13 August 2009 Posted 13 August 2009 Funny isnt it, i dont know a single one of my left handed cricket mates that actually bats left handed. I bet right handed and im a lefty. I know one guy who bats and bowls left handed. The rest of us are traitors to our handedness by picking up the bat right handed. Perhaps we do it because we know we'd never be able to get ourselves out lbw if we were to hypothetically bowl to ourselves?
AjcW Posted 13 August 2009 Posted 13 August 2009 I know one guy who bats and bowls left handed. The rest of us are traitors to our handedness by picking up the bat right handed.Perhaps we do it because we know we'd never be able to get ourselves out lbw if we were to hypothetically bowl to ourselves? , ive tried it before, its just so uncomfortable, feels like im going to snap my wrist or something.
Guest Posted 13 August 2009 Posted 13 August 2009 I can bat both left and right handed, but prefer left as I find my foot positioning more natural that way. I can't bowl with either hand though!
Fosse Boy Posted 13 August 2009 Posted 13 August 2009 I can bat both left and right handed, but prefer left as I find my foot positioning more natural that way.I can't bowl with either hand though! Chucker. I shall report your action to the ICC posthaste.
Guest Posted 13 August 2009 Posted 13 August 2009 Chucker. I shall report your action to the ICC posthaste. To be honest, I do have a dodgy action, according to Sir Fynwy. Something to do with my arms not being straight, which they are. They do not bend backwards, I don't care what he says.
Fosse Boy Posted 13 August 2009 Posted 13 August 2009 To be honest, I do have a dodgy action, according to Sir Fynwy. Something to do with my arms not being straight, which they are. They do not bend backwards, I don't care what he says. We'll, if your action's that unorthodox then I'd imagine Sri Lanka are scouting you for their Test squad at the moment.
Guest Posted 13 August 2009 Posted 13 August 2009 We'll, if your action's that unorthodox then I'd imagine Sri Lanka are scouting you for their Test squad at the moment. :thumbsup: I knew that there was a place for me somewhere!!
Corky Posted 13 August 2009 Posted 13 August 2009 I can bat both left and right handed, but prefer left as I find my foot positioning more natural that way. Same here, but I prefer to bat right.
Guest Posted 13 August 2009 Posted 13 August 2009 Same here, but I prefer to bat right. We'll not make good twins, on this form.
Thiago Posted 13 August 2009 Posted 13 August 2009 Everyday I fear for my life while doing tasks you right handers take for granted like using a can opener
Salieri Posted 13 August 2009 Posted 13 August 2009 Everyday I fear for my life while doing tasks you right handers take for granted like using a can opener Where's Ned Flanders when you need him?
Shane Posted 13 August 2009 Posted 13 August 2009 All lefties are known to be servents of the devil. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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