geordie shore episode

[Uncle Albert]

Hollyoaks has been on for years.

Length of broadcast does not indicate quality.

Where did I say it produced quality? Like Hollyoaks it has its fan or it wouldn't be broadcasted. Simple.

For a programme to stay on MTV for 5 series suggests its doing well, I don't see how you are meant to produce quality in a reality based TV programme? So why would you compare it to a Soap? Maybe if you had compared it to Big Brother then you would have a point.

Something that I actually agree with you on! Hallelujah

Woooooo. Tell someone who gives a ****.

Its like a PG version of the Jersey Shore show.

Jersey Shore season 1 and 2 yes but the last 4 seasons of Jersey Shore weren't so good.

[The Doctor]

For a program to stay on MTV for 5 seasons it just has to be devoid of intelligence or subtlety and full of pathetic shit to appeal to the mono-neurone, orange skinned swamp creatures that watch the channel. All you have to do to make a successful show on MTV is to paint a zombie orange and find out what it likes.

[Uncle Albert]

For a program to stay on MTV for 5 seasons it just has to be devoid of intelligence or subtlety and full of pathetic shit to appeal to the mono-neurone, orange skinned swamp creatures that watch the channel. All you have to do to make a successful show on MTV is to paint a zombie orange and find out what it likes.

Well name me programmes that are on MTV that are intelligent and are subtle?

It's pretty simple if you don't like it, don't watch it. Also don't comment on it and try and mock people's intelligence because they watch it.

You tried to make yourself look quite smart with that post when you could of put your point across a lot easier and quicker. Funny thing is you look a complete tosser. That's what University Challenge does to you, you see, makes you think you're a clever person when in fact you're a jumped virgin sitting in front of a computer.

[Soar Fox]

Well name me programmes that are on MTV that are intelligent and are subtle?

It's pretty simple if you don't like it, don't watch it. Also don't comment on it and try and mock people's intelligence because they watch it.

You tried to make yourself look quite smart with that post when you could of put your point across a lot easier and quicker. Funny thing is you look a complete tosser. That's what University Challenge does to you, you see, makes you think you're a clever person when in fact you're a jumped virgin sitting in front of a computer.

lol

Well said.

[Guest Bilo]

So true.... Last...of...the...Summer...Wine!

It was a mystery how that lasted so long.

I watched a few episodes to give it a chance and didn't laugh once.

I haven't watched Geordie Shore, but know it will be shit. I've never been raped by an American Football team either, but I know it'd be painful and make me walk funny afterwards.

[The Doctor]

Well name me programmes that are on MTV that are intelligent and are subtle?

It's pretty simple if you don't like it, don't watch it. Also don't comment on it and try and mock people's intelligence because they watch it.

You tried to make yourself look quite smart with that post when you could of put your point across a lot easier and quicker. Funny thing is you look a complete tosser. That's what University Challenge does to you, you see, makes you think you're a clever person when in fact you're a jumped virgin sitting in front of a computer.

There are none - that was one of the things I said:

For a program to stay on MTV for 5 seasons it just has to be devoid of intelligence or subtlety.

MTV is for people who don't have 2 brains cells to rub together, nor the interest in having them.

Oh, and I ought to point out, I don't watch University Challenge.

[JonnyBoy]

for anybody trying to watch ANYTHING online, try searching www.1channel.ch literally everything on there and loads of films, would recomened having norton or mcaffee though

[Uncle Albert]

MTV is for people who don't have 2 brains cells to rub together, nor the interest in having them.

Oh, and I ought to point out, I don't watch University Challenge.

This coming from a person who has the word paedo in his Username? That's rich.

You are the kind of human being thats wrong with this country, the one who thinks he is above others because he thinks he a clever sod. Congratulations you can string a sentence together using nice words and you get a raging hard on over David Attenborough, BUT that does not give you the right to tell anyone that they're moron who doesn't have 2 brain cells because they watch something on MTV, seriously who do you think you are?

I took the time to look at your profile and you're 19?! Get a life you very sad person. I bet your parents are as a bad as you and I bet you weren't allowed to play violent computer games as a child because they would affect your mind? LOSER.

[Samilktray]

This coming from a person who has the word paedo in his Username? That's rich.

You are the kind of human being thats wrong with this country, the one who thinks he is above others because he thinks he a clever sod. Congratulations you can string a sentence together using nice words and you get a raging hard on over David Attenborough, BUT that does not give you the right to tell anyone that they're moron who doesn't have 2 brain cells because they watch something on MTV, seriously who do you think you are?

I took the time to look at your profile and you're 19?! Get a life you very sad person. I bet your parents are as a bad as you and I bet you weren't allowed to play violent computer games as a child because they would affect your mind? LOSER.

First time I've laughed properly at a post on here in years

[FoxLAD]

This coming from a person who has the word paedo in his Username? That's rich.

You are the kind of human being thats wrong with this country, the one who thinks he is above others because he thinks he a clever sod. Congratulations you can string a sentence together using nice words and you get a raging hard on over David Attenborough, BUT that does not give you the right to tell anyone that they're moron who doesn't have 2 brain cells because they watch something on MTV, seriously who do you think you are?

I took the time to look at your profile and you're 19?! Get a life you very sad person. I bet your parents are as a bad as you and I bet you weren't allowed to play violent computer games as a child because they would affect your mind? LOSER.

[The Doctor]

This coming from a person who has the word paedo in his Username? That's rich.

You are the kind of human being thats wrong with this country, the one who thinks he is above others because he thinks he a clever sod. Congratulations you can string a sentence together using nice words and you get a raging hard on over David Attenborough, BUT that does not give you the right to tell anyone that they're moron who doesn't have 2 brain cells because they watch something on MTV, seriously who do you think you are?

I took the time to look at your profile and you're 19?! Get a life you very sad person. I bet your parents are as a bad as you and I bet you weren't allowed to play violent computer games as a child because they would affect your mind? LOSER.

Except the character my username is taken from is a satirical character from monkeydust and is far more intelligent than MTV.

Err, no. The people who are what's wrong with the country are (in order):

1. Tories.

2. the EDL/BNP and their ilk (the original ones - not the English Disco Lovers)

3. People who consider intelligence and it's pursuit to be a bad thing.

4. Other Tories.

5. the world of marketing and advertising.

6. Tories (again).

MTV is TV for vacuous troglodytes, there's no question. None of it has even a modicum of respectability, it is car-crash TV, nothing more and if you seriously enjoy it in a non-ironic way then you need to go back to school.

Nope, not at all. I've never really played Halo, CoD etc but that's because I find them dull, much prefer strategy based games like Total War.

[Uncle Albert]

Except the character my username is taken from is a satirical character from monkeydust and is far more intelligent than MTV.

Err, no. The people who are what's wrong with the country are (in order):

1. Tories.

2. the EDL/BNP and their ilk (the original ones - not the English Disco Lovers)

3. People who consider intelligence and it's pursuit to be a bad thing.

4. Other Tories.

5. the world of marketing and advertising.

6. Tories (again).

MTV is TV for vacuous troglodytes, there's no question. None of it has even a modicum of respectability, it is car-crash TV, nothing more and if you seriously enjoy it in a non-ironic way then you need to go back to school.

Nope, not at all. I've never really played Halo, CoD etc but that's because I find them dull, much prefer strategy based games like Total War.

What a load of horse shit, I can't believe I even gave the time of day to read that drivel.

Me needing to go back to School? I think you need to leave your bedroom or dungeon, put your spell book down and go smoke some weed and see what the real world is like.

Trust me you really aren't living in the real world, when Mummy and Daddy stop paying your internet bill you will soon see what is out there.

You can try and make yourself sound as smart as you want on an internet forum, fair enough but you're not smart enough for this real world i'm afraid. People will look at the post you've just written and think "what the hell? Why didn't he just call Uncle Albert a t**t?!" instead you went down the road where you think looking smart is the answer, wrong it's not.

You're 19 years old, why don't you give these kinds of TV shows a go and enjoy your youth instead of shooting them down?

Oh and I'm happy you didn't deny getting a hard on over David Attenborough programmes, shows what kind of helmet I'm dealing with here.

[Guest Bilo]

[The Doctor]

What a load of horse shit, I can't believe I even gave the time of day to read that drivel.

Me needing to go back to School? I think you need to leave your bedroom or dungeon, put your spell book down and go smoke some weed and see what the real world is like.

I've smoked weed and it's really not all that, I'd not even say it's worth trying. Oh, and if you think books on chemistry are spell books, then you definitely need to go back to school. Or give Doc Brown a ring and see if he could drop you off in the middle ages when your level of ignorance was common-place.

Trust me you really aren't living in the real world, when Mummy and Daddy stop paying your internet bill you will soon see what is out there.

You can try and make yourself sound as smart as you want on an internet forum, fair enough but you're not smart enough for this real world i'm afraid. People will look at the post you've just written and think "what the hell? Why didn't he just call Uncle Albert a t**t?!" instead you went down the road where you think looking smart is the answer, wrong it's not.

I've seen what is out there - mind-numbing tedium of day to day work and capitalistic shit. Can't say I'm looking forward to being done with uni, however more to the point - I pay my own bills.

Well, the first reason would be that twat is pathetically soft, I'd sooner call you a worthless cunt and the only contribution to humanity you could possibly make is to offer yourself up to the military for target practice, however that's far to simplistic for the mood I'm in, so...

You're 19 years old, why don't you give these kinds of TV shows a go and enjoy your youth instead of shooting them down?

Oh and I'm happy you didn't deny getting a hard on over David Attenborough programmes, shows what kind of helmet I'm dealing with here.

Same reason I don't give modern pop music a go - because it's shit. I do enjoy my youth, but at heart I'm middle-aged - I hate clubbing and modern music, I'd much rather have a few pints down the pub with prog-rock coming out of the jukebox. I don't like reality tv or any of that trash, I'd much rather watch period-dramas and documentaries.

[Uncle Albert]

I've smoked weed and it's really not all that, I'd not even say it's worth trying. Oh, and if you think books on chemistry are spell books, then you definitely need to go back to school. Or give Doc Brown a ring and see if he could drop you off in the middle ages when your level of ignorance was common-place.

I've seen what is out there - mind-numbing tedium of day to day work and capitalistic shit. Can't say I'm looking forward to being done with uni, however more to the point - I pay my own bills.

Well, the first reason would be that twat is pathetically soft, I'd sooner call you a worthless **** and the only contribution to humanity you could possibly make is to offer yourself up to the military for target practice, however that's far to simplistic for the mood I'm in, so...

Same reason I don't give modern pop music a go - because it's shit. I do enjoy my youth, but at heart I'm middle-aged - I hate clubbing and modern music, I'd much rather have a few pints down the pub with prog-rock coming out of the jukebox. I don't like reality tv or any of that trash, I'd much rather watch period-dramas and documentaries.

I see you're not that intelligent to see that I was taking the piss out of you, I wasn't referring to Chemistry when I mentioned your spell book. Poor.

You're a student and you say YOU pay your own bills? You mean the government pay for your bills, the Tories who you slated? Again poor.

So why didn't you call me a worthless ****? Instead you had to try and be smart and use some words that really didn't have any relevance? Poor.

Yeah well done you go down the pub, I didn't ask for your life story. It's trash in your opinion though? The genre of Geordie Shore isn't called Trash TV in the Radio Times is it? Millions of people watch it week in week out, I would probably hazard a guess that it is the most watched thing on TV at 10pm on a Tuesday night. Yet all of them people are morons and troglodytes? Because you don't agree with it.

Stop being so ignorant and realise that people have their own opinions on things, if you don't like it then fair enough, TV programmes aren't designed for everyone to like them or we would all be watching the same channel. You also don't have to try and be little people for liking this kind of programme because you are so high up your own arse and it's not to your cup of tea (which is wanking off to David Attenborough).

Modern-Pop music is shit in your opinion, yet it sells to the masses out there, there was whole TV show dedicated to that kind of music last night, they clearly didn't think it was shit.

You need to learn that there is another world out there and its a lot different to the one you're currently living in. If you don't mind me asking are you a only child? Would explain a lot if you were.

You sound like a Lesbian who's trying to tell the world she's a bloke in a woman's body and they're pricks as well.

[Guest MattP]

Err, no. The people who are what's wrong with the country are (in order):

1. Tories.

2. the EDL/BNP and their ilk (the original ones - not the English Disco Lovers)

3. People who consider intelligence and it's pursuit to be a bad thing.

4. Other Tories.

5. the world of marketing and advertising.

6. Tories (again).

You will grow out of this stuff one day I promise. It get's a lot of people when they are young.

I know you are 'very liberal' but surely we can put spongers, rapists, paedophiles, layabouts, murderers ahead of Tories in a hate list?

You want to be careful, you're actually a really bright guy, I'd hate to see you throw it away and end up with the rest of these tramps spending their days on the town hall steps moaning about cuts and sticking up for the worst people in society when they have talents that could be giving so much more to the World.

Billy Bragg has the excuse of living through the 1970's as to a reason why he is stuck in it and can't seem to come out, you don't.

[Guest MattP]

You are the kind of human being thats wrong with this country, the one who thinks he is above others because he thinks he a clever sod.

Loads of those sort of people about now. Problem with the Internet is you never used to see or hear from them as they didn't have the social skills to interact with people, now they are everywhere you 'type'.

[Leicfox]

I must confess Geordie Shore is one of my guilty pleasures.

I've also just started watching The Bad Girls Club which is basically Geordie Shore minus the blokes and plenty of bitch fights, Actually thinking about it, I only watch these programmes because my wife makes me.

http://youtu.be/ziYWyYSbqCY

[ScouseFox]

Where do I go if I thoroughly enjoy Geordie Shore and David Attenborough?

[Guest MattP]

Where do I go if I thoroughly enjoy Geordie Shore and David Attenborough?

You could argue the two shows are quite similar.

Both involve normal people spying on wild animals, being amazed at the outrageous behaviour they show as they roam around doing things no sensible creature would think safe before being finally outsmarted by a superior being and spending the rest of their days being locked in a cage.

[The Doctor]

You could argue the two shows are quite similar.

Both involve normal people spying on wild animals, being amazed at the outrageous behaviour they show as they roam around doing things no sensible creature would think safe before being finally outsmarted by a superior being and spending the rest of their days being locked in a cage.

- bastard, my pint has ended up in my curry from laughing too much.

[Guest MattP]

- bastard, my pint has ended up in my curry from laughing too much.

[Uncle Albert]

Yes you bastards this is on tonight!

[keithweller]

5. the world of marketing and advertising.

What do you have against marketing and advertising?! at its worse its a minor irritant in the grand scheme of things, at its best its an art form in itself.

[The Doctor]

What do you have against marketing and advertising?! at its worse its a minor irritant in the grand scheme of things, at its best its an art form in itself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDW_Hj2K0wo