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Gordon Strachan on Wayne Rooney: "It's an incredible rise to stardom, at

17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran

Eriksson!"

Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the

England squad?

Strachan: I don't care, I'm Scottish!

Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"

Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off!!!]

Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the

right man to turn things around?

Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job

and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm

useless."

Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?

Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry

one, that's for sure.

Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?

Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We were

eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into

Europe.I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to

win the Champions League?

Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?

Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.

Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a

yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my

priority rather than Agustin Delgado.

Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to

get your first win under your belt, won't you?

Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to

bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.

Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?

Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck.

I'll go home,become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge. Umm, I

think I can take it, yeah.

Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then?

Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger hair, and a big nose!

Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?

Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm

going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative

man,down.

Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?

Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.

Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?

Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.

Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were

better than you today?

Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out

there................

Reporter: So, Gordon, any plans for Europe this year?

Strachan: Aye, me and the wife quite fancy Spain in August

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