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The Twelve Days of (Leicester City's) Christmas

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The Twelve Days of (Leicester City’s) Christmas

  1. On the first day of Christmas, a true fan said to me, Nigel Pearson is back at the KP
  2. On the second day of Christmas, a true fan said ‘What’s new? I said ‘Lee Peltier’s number 2, now Nigel Pearson is back at the KP’
  3. On the third day of Christmas, a true fan said with glee ‘ Paul Konchesky ’s number 3 and Lee Peltier’s number 2 now Nigel Pearson is back at the KP’
  4. On the fourth day of Christmas, fans asked ‘Who’s the regular back four ? Is it Bamba Mills, or Sean St Ledger with Paul Konchesky ’s number 3 and Lee Peltier’s number 2 now Nigel Pearson is back at the KP’
  5. On the fifth day of Christmas, all the fans did sing ‘Where’s Andy King?’ Where’s Matt Mills, Sol Bamba or Sean St Ledger, Paul Konchesky and Lee Peltier too, now Nigel Pearson is back at the KP.
  6. On the sixth day of Christmas, all the fans did praise‘Kasper Schmeichel’s super saves but ‘Where’s Andy King? Where’s Matt Mills etc.
  7. On the seventh day of Christmas, all the fans they did agree about Paul Gallagher ‘s set pieces, Kasper Schmeichel’s super saves but ‘Where’s Andy King? etc
  8. On the eighth day of Christmas, all the fans, they did implore, Lloyd Dyer just to score, Paul Gallagher ‘s set pieces, Kasper Schmeichel’s super saves but ‘Where’s Andy King? etc
  9. On the ninth day of Christmas, all the fans, they did delight in seeing Neil Danns a-strictly dancing, Lloyd Dyer just to score, Paul Gallagher ‘s set pieces, Kasper Schmeichel’s super saves but ‘Where’s Andy King? etc
  10. On the tenth day of Christmas, all the fans, they were a watching Ritchie Wellens also waltzing, seeing Neil Danns a-strictly dancing, Lloyd Dyer just to score, Paul Gallagher ‘s set pieces, Kasper Schmeichel’s super saves but ‘Where’s Andy King? etc
  11. On the eleventh day of Christmas, all the fans were just longing for Jermaine Beckford to get more goals, watching Ritchie Wellens also waltzing, seeing Neil Danns a-strictly dancing, Lloyd Dyer just to score, Paul Gallagher ‘s set pieces, Kasper Schmeichel’s super saves but ‘Where’s Andy King? etc
  12. On the twelth day of Christmas, all the fans, they were adoring David Nugent who kept on scoring, Jermaine Beckford to get more goals, watching Ritchie Wellens also waltzing, seeing Neil Danns a-strictly dancing, Lloyd Dyer just to score, Paul Gallagher ‘s set pieces, Kasper Schmeichel’s super saves but ‘Where’s Andy King? etc

Most sincerely, I wish all Foxes fans everywhere, a very merry Christmas and a happy and extremely prosperous new year.

Question:- What do points make?

Answer: Promotion!!!!!!!!!

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me;

Twelve Julian Joachims

Eleven Gavin Wards

Ten Iwan Roberts

Nine Stevie Walshes

Eight Mark Blakes

Seven Colin Gibsons

Six Brian Careys

FIIIIIIIVE COAAAAAATSWOOOOOOORTHS

Four Jimmy Willii

Three Mike Whitlows

Two Simon Graysons

AND AN IIIIIIIAN ORRRRRRMONDDDDROYYYYYYYD!!!

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but Bilo, you are not allowed to have 78 players on the pitch, you are limited to Eleven!

So if you only had one of each, you would have 12, still too many so who would you leave out, assuming it wouldn't be Gavin Ward?

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Julian Joachim was a sub I do believe, and it needed to fit in with the Twelve Days theme.

It's a fricking classic stocky. :scarf:

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We can't sing that.

It doesn't involve the words left, side and shithole.

lol

Why do I remember us singing It Must be Love at Watford away in 1996?

Where did our imagination go?

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lol

Why do I remember us singing It Must be Love at Watford away in 1996?

Where did our imagination go?

it got over run by chavs that can't cope with more then 1 syllable per word

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it got over run by chavs that can't cope with more then 1 syllable per word

Tell me about it, must be a modern football thing.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but we were hardly a fanbase full of Oxbridge graduates when we had good chants either.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me;

Twelve Julian Joachims

Eleven Gavin Wards

Ten Iwan Roberts

Nine Stevie Walshes

Eight Mark Blakes

Seven Colin Gibsons

Six Brian Careys

FIIIIIIIVE COAAAAAATSWOOOOOOORTHS

Four Jimmy Willii

Three Mike Whitlows

Two Simon Graysons

AND AN IIIIIIIAN ORRRRRRMONDDDDROYYYYYYYD!!!

I'm afraid we need:

© WoolerMarsh Productions

After every mention of this, otherwise I'll get Ultra's legal team onto you. The same goes for the 12 Days of Ormondroyd.

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I'm afraid we need:

© WoolerMarsh Productions

After every mention of this, otherwise I'll get Ultra's legal team onto you. The same goes for the 12 Days of Ormondroyd.

Not sure my bumhole could take a baseball bat.

I will refrain from singing this in future.

Much love.

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Not sure my bumhole could take a baseball bat.

I will refrain from singing this in future.

Much love.

Sing, sing by all means. I've just never had a copywrite symbol involving my name :D

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