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Posted

Book out Tuesday so I thought it would be a good time to bump this.

I forget the name of this rhyme form. Somebody showed me a similar one they had done.

Writers Block

Writing random words refined.

Rescued from the hidden mind.

Inspirational thoughts are lurking

Trying to show their true colours.

Emotional feelings about ones life

Rescued from the hidden mind.

Secrets hoping to be refined.

Brain moves into overdrive

Looking somehow to revive.

Overstretch thoughts erratic.

Close to being a self-hater

Knock on door, will finish later.

Posted

This deserves a thread on its own

FOXESTALK

Friendly voices, heard not seen

Over-reaction on conspiracy theme

X-rated posts are soon deleted

Emotional tears when team defeated

Strong opinions wide range views

Typing in search to find the news

Amicable posters most of the time

Leicester is the team for footie talk

Kicks other forums asses does Foxestalk.

Posted

This deserves a thread on its own

FOXESTALK

Friendly voices, heard not seen

Over-reaction on conspiracy theme

X-rated posts are soon deleted

Emotional tears when team defeated

Strong opinions wide range views

Typing in search to find the news

Amicable posters most of the time

Leicester is the team for footie talk

Kicks other forums asses does Foxestalk.

i like that Ken.+1 for you fella

crack open a beer or maybe a stella

id love to write, with my pen in hand

if the admins had webcam

id surely be banned

Posted

Frenchies like gay trav le blue

Ozzies like ozfox and roo

XXX insults from moose

English and proud like BornBlue

Spherical who is better than you

Tories in the closet through and through

All come and post on this zoo

Like little smelly pieces of poo

KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!! MOOoooooooooo

Posted

Just redone an old short story into a poem. Not sure if it wrks as its in long and and this is the first typing draft.

Green Fingers

David, who when the time to retire

Thought he'd have a quiet life

But it was then that he discovered

That he had a nagging wife.

He acquired an allotment to pass the time

An hour or two of solitude out of the house.

A relaxing day in the sun.

Far away from the spouse.

Then one day he had a shock.

While relaxing with a cold beer.

In the distance, rolling down the path,

A nightmare come true, his worst fear.

His wife came ever closer.

Wearing a massive grin.

She put out her arms to greet.

And kissed him on the chin.

'I have come to help you'

She said with a smile.

'I can come here every day.

And be with you for a while'

Now he did not fancy this.

And tried gently to decline.

But his wife insisted.

Said together they must spend more time.

So he asked her 'what would you like to do.?'

'Oh just give me the spade.' she said.

So reluctantly he did as she asked

And brought the spade down on her head.

So he dug a new plot.

And buried her in the ground.

Her skill in the garden was proved true.

With a good harvest all year round.

But he was eventually caught.

And how was most absurd.

For his wife had the final say.

As always had the last word.

He goes over the day again and again.

As in his cell he lingers.

For what was seen poking out the ground.

Were two solitary green fingers.

Printed it off and read it to my self a few times and now for some strange reason the lyrics to Ernie by Benny Hill has popped in my head.

Posted

Updated hopefully improved.

Ken Duddle soup_mail.gif

ReadPoems by Ken Duddle

Dedicated to all the Daves, Davies and Davids on Foxestalk.

Green Fingers

Dave, who when his time came to retire

Thought he'd have a quiet life

But instead he soon discovered

That he had a nagging wife.

He acquired an allotment to pass the time

An hour or two of solitude out of the house.

A relaxing day in the summer sun.

Far away from the over bearing spouse.

Then one day he had a shock.

While relaxing with a cold beer.

In the distance, rolling down the path,

A nightmare come true, his worst fear.

His wife came ever closer.

Wearing a massive grin.

She put out her arms to greet.

And kissed him on the chin.

'I have come to help you'

She said with a smile.

'I will come here every day.

And be with you for a quite a while'

Now he did not fancy this one bit.

And tried gently to decline.

But his wife insisted. and said together

They must spend more time.

So he asked her 'what would you like to do.?'

'Oh just give me the spade.' she said.

So reluctantly he did as she asked

And brought the spade down on her head.

Then he dug a fresh new plot.

And buried her in the ground.

Her skill in the garden was proved true.

With a good harvest all year round.

But he was eventually caught.

And how was most absurd.

For his wife had the final say.

As always had the last word.

Of his fruit and veg Dave was proud

Set up a business, sold door to door.

Until somebody noticed something sprout.

It was not a spring onion they saw.

Dave goes over the day again and again.

As in his cell he lingers.

For what was seen poking out the ground.

Were two solitary green fingers.

Posted

Sold around ten myself and friend has sold two or three. A couple I gave away gratis but may bring in further sales.. A fellow Foxtalker bought one. Thank you to that person.

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Bugger

Just looked at one of my email addresses for the first time today and found this.

> Hi Ken

>

>

>

> Hopefully you’ll get this in the next 30 mins as you didn’t leave a contact

> number…………….

>

>

>

> We were hoping to talk on the lunch show at 12.10 about Michael Gove’s

> proposal to make poetry compulsory for school kids from the age of 5 and you

> would be perfect to talk on how important this would be for our local

> schools, as a local poet. Would you be free to come on the show at 12.10

> today? We can do it over the phone if you can’t make it in.

Many thanks

Sally Pepper

Lunchtime Presenter (12-3)

BBC Radio Leicester

0116 201 6660

N

ot sure how I would feel doing it. Not sure if I have the expertise to speak on the subject. Anyway emailed back and left alternative contact details. Will wait and see if they are still interested..

Posted

Worry not Ken

we're all cultured men.

We won't think our worse

for your discussion of verse.

Posted

Congratulations on the invite Ken.

Loved the foxestalk poem btw.

Posted

Don't know when it will happen. Her show is on 12-3 so may get a call another day now she has my Tel numbers. But I think the invite was latish. She said if you can respond in the next 30 mins It was only sent today. She may have put aside a time slot for the subject.

I don't know how they work it. Don't normally listen to RL only the footie.

  • 1 year later...
Posted

OK Lets have a more cheerful piece than of late. Any fans of call centres? I think there may be a couple who may say black to my white but I am hopeful the % will be in my favour.  this time :) :)

 

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