Guest MattP Posted 16 October 2012 Posted 16 October 2012 I always assume my hands are covered in shit, piss or other bacteria (mine or someone elses) and make sure i wash them before i use them for something like eating or changing a contact lense. I do exactly the same, I must wash my hands 15 times a day at least. Can believe the report, see some disgusting sights when down the City and in pubs.
Captain... Posted 16 October 2012 Posted 16 October 2012 Never eat freebie bar snacks. Don't eat anything ever unless sterilised and vacuum packed from point of sterilisation to your mouth, and even then don't use cutlery or corockery, just slit the vacuum pack with a sterlised scalpel, and pour into mouth... ...nah **** it,
BoneDog Posted 16 October 2012 Posted 16 October 2012 The report is sadly true. I hear people drop stinking loads, flush the toilet and they're out of there way before they've had time to wash their hands. The deranged bastards. If anybody goes to the toilet at my house and doesn't wash their hands I'm watching them like a hawk until they've gone, so I can memorize the places they've touched. Then when they've gone I get the Dettox wipes out and clear up their filth. It's surprising to see some of the culprits who are germily dirty, they have posh houses and you'd never think that they like to walk around with shit on their fingers. I've refused many a buffet when I'm hungry because of this problem. THINK ON.
Guest MattP Posted 16 October 2012 Posted 16 October 2012 The report is sadly true. I hear people drop stinking loads, flush the toilet and they're out of there way before they've had time to wash their hands. The deranged bastards. If anybody goes to the toilet at my house and doesn't wash their hands I'm watching them like a hawk until they've gone, so I can memorize the places they've touched. Then when they've gone I get the Dettox wipes out and clear up their filth. It's surprising to see some of the culprits who are germily dirty, they have posh houses and you'd never think that they like to walk around with shit on their fingers. I've refused many a buffet when I'm hungry because of this problem. THINK ON. I'd just probably throw them out after that, absolutely disgusting.
davieG Posted 16 October 2012 Author Posted 16 October 2012 Shit - The fourth meal time condiment.! Salt, pepper, mustard maybe well known but shit's been around since the beginning of man.
marty78 Posted 16 October 2012 Posted 16 October 2012 I'd just probably throw them out after that, absolutely disgusting. I wouldn't throw them out but I'd definitely pull them up and the embarrassment of being called a dirty fvcker should help as a reminder the next time.
BoneDog Posted 16 October 2012 Posted 16 October 2012 Shit - The fourth meal time condiment.! Salt, pepper, mustard maybe well known but shit's been around since the beginning of man. It's been around since the beginning, and even back then ancient man was warning fellow mankind to wash their hands after having a clack! Three times after a clack and one good wash after a wazz. I'd just probably throw them out after that, absolutely disgusting. Yes I need to get a bit tougher and speak my mind about things like this. I once got in the back of a middle class birds car and saw that my feet were next to a shitty Pampers nappy. I sat there all the way to Twycross Zoo without saying owt and then walked around the zoo thinking that I've got shit bacteria on me Sambas.
OzFox Posted 17 October 2012 Posted 17 October 2012 Don't have ice in your drink either. A 2003 study discovered that 44% of ice cubes tested in UK bars contained coliform bacteria (poo) or worse, E Coli. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3110696.stm
Zingari Posted 17 October 2012 Posted 17 October 2012 I used to go out with a nurse who was constantly banging on about how important it was , but the silly tart thought nothing of letting her stupid ladrador lick her face when she came home . The fat lump of a mutt was probably licking his arse and bollox just before . edit; just to clarify , by "fat lump of a mutt" , i meant the dog , not my ex gf
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 17 October 2012 Posted 17 October 2012 Three times after a clack and one good wash after a wazz. Haha I'm like that - though being a germaphobe I usually wash a couple more for good luck I used to go out with a nurse who was constantly banging on about how important it was , but the silly tart thought nothing of letting her stupid ladrador lick her face when she came home . The fat lump of a mutt was probably licking his arse and bollox just before . Very true. As much as I love dogs, I won't let them lick my face. When you catch them licking their own crotch and anus for 10 minutes (some of them are also partial to eating other dogs turds). You might as well grab a turd a smear it over your face
flowwolf Posted 17 October 2012 Posted 17 October 2012 If my cock is good enough for my wife to suck why should I wash it ?
Parafox Posted 17 October 2012 Posted 17 October 2012 If my cock is good enough for my wife to suck why should I wash it ? It's your hands that should be washed. I assume she doesn't suck your fingers after you've been for a number 2.? Then again, what do I know about your good lady? The report seems to suggest that some people are so rich they can afford to wipe their arses on £10 notes.
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 17 October 2012 Posted 17 October 2012 The banknotes are probably shat up from people taking advice from The Inbetweeners film. Credit cards get shat up when people run out of paper (and/or banknotes), let the skids dry up and just scrape it out the crack with your card, job done
Parafox Posted 17 October 2012 Posted 17 October 2012 The banknotes are probably shat up from people taking advice from The Inbetweeners film. Credit cards get shat up when people run out of paper (and/or banknotes), let the skids dry up and just scrape it out the crack with your card, job done Difficult to remove the clingons though, unless the bank card has a razor sharp edge.
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 17 October 2012 Posted 17 October 2012 There's an art to it, you have to dig in the corner of the card so it snaps bang and pings the clingons off. Just make sure you cover your eyes cause with enough force, those clingons are like Flubber - don't want one in the eye (sight and/or Jap)
flowwolf Posted 17 October 2012 Posted 17 October 2012 It's your hands that should be washed. I assume she doesn't suck your fingers after you've been for a number 2.? Then again, what do I know about your good lady? The report seems to suggest that some people are so rich they can afford to wipe their arses on £10 notes. Thanks for the advice I shall carry on washing my hands and leave the cleaning of my cock to the wife.
Guest Posted 19 October 2012 Posted 19 October 2012 Thanks for the advice I shall carry on washing my hands and leave the cleaning of my cock to the wife. So you don't have it cleaned very often then. dirty Brit.
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