100 things NOT to do before you die

[Rincewind]

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/oct/05/100-top-things-dont-need?CMP=twt_gu

 

Just pasting the link for now.

[The Year Of The Fox]

Read one of your poems

[Zingari]

Get buried or cremated .

[MooseBreath]

Creamy relish on the tip

Of your warm cylindrical log

It slips between my hungry lips

Your long and thick hot dog

[Saxondale]

Bloody good little article that. 

[theessexfox]

Read one of your poems

sorry Ken

[Guest MattP]

Read one of your poems

Taking advice on how to live your life from the guardian should be high up.

[The People's Hero]

I long for the day when the Guardian disappears in to itself. I wonder if it will pull any of its readership in to its vacuum.

 

Vacuous people, with vacuums in their heads finding their final journey is to be consumed by a vacuum. Beautiful. 

[Guest MattP]

Looking at it's circulation that day can't be that far off.

[The People's Hero]

Looking at it's circulation that day can't be that far off.

 

The circulation could be 1 and that lot would still share it all out amongst everybody, even people who didn't want it.

 

Whilst wearing expensive clothes designed to look cheap. Phonies.

[Guest Bilo]

Fisting the cat.

[Rincewind]

I long for the day when the Guardian disappears in to itself. I wonder if it will pull any of its readership in to its vacuum.

 

Vacuous people, with vacuums in their heads finding their final journey is to be consumed by a vacuum. Beautiful. 

I feel the same way about the mail.

[Bettsj2]

I feel the same way about the mail.

I felt the same about the Daily Sport. Thankfully I was able to admit I was wrong.

[absolutelegend]

I long for the day when the Guardian disappears in to itself. I wonder if it will pull any of its readership in to its vacuum.

 

Vacuous people, with vacuums in their heads finding their final journey is to be consumed by a vacuum. Beautiful. 

 

this

[Mack]

Felching