Nigel Pearson , Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris have a fight

[brisfox]

Just had a wild, crazy thought. The above have a fight. Who wins? My money is on Nigel

[Chug Laguna]

Bruce Lee is dead, just in case that affects the wagering

[BigMicky]

Too craaaazzzzyyy. Must be wild round your way.

[foxfanazer]

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Nigel Pearson?

Nigel Pearson doesn't think he's Chuck Norris

[Chug Laguna]

Let me get this straight, you have all of my base now?

[MPH]

Chuck Norris would come at Nigel and dive straight for his clean white trainers, With Nigel shouting " get off me, you gaylord" in the back ground,  Chuck would find it deep within himself to not be affected by this and rub dirt all over Nigel's shiny white Trainers. Nigel Will take one look at his trainers and run off crying to the nearest shoe shop.

 

 

 

Meanwhile Bruce Lee will still be laying there dead in his coffin.

 

 

 

 

 

Fight over

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

Chuck Norris is a fucking balloon head

[Buzzell]

[brisfox]

I think Nigel would take Chuck Norris easy. He would beat him over the head with the trainers and then head butt him for trying to date his daughter. Bruce Lee would be too scared to intervene and instead would challenge Anthony Knockart to man to man combat. Knockaert would fell Lee with a flying Kung Fu kick to the side of the head. Game over.