The People's Hero Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Journeying through the 'cr ap' region of FT this afternoon, using the popular arterial 'General Chat' route, please be aware of several unforeseen thread closures which may add literally minutes to your journey. Closures and subsequent delays are apparently likely to be due to a mixture of Thracian's high-horsery and the stench emanating from Ultra's fly-gap.
Finnegan Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 The thread closure service apologizes in advance for likely abuses of power delays, but will encourage TPH contracted companies to provide necessary diversion.
The People's Hero Posted 31 August 2007 Author Posted 31 August 2007 In other news, Ibbosuk, is missing, presumed dead. If you do spot him, please repor........ hit him with a metal bar.
The People's Hero Posted 31 August 2007 Author Posted 31 August 2007 What happened to the idiot list? 1) It was become very crowded. 2) There was concern over the length of sigs. A list of who isn't an idiot would be shorter.
Finnegan Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 1) It was become very crowded.2) There was concern over the length of sigs. A list of who isn't an idiot would be shorter. And would, amusingly, probably step on far many more toes. I love internet drama. Do it.
Ultra Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 In other news, Ibbosuk, is missing, presumed dead.If you do spot him, please repor........ hit him with a metal bar. After we hit you first. Or maybe we'll get a couple of baseball bats - one to wrap round your head and another to insert in a place which gives Daggers extreme discomfort.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 After we hit you first.Or maybe we'll get a couple of baseball bats - one to wrap round your head and another to insert in a place which gives Daggers extreme discomfort. You're really rubbish at threatening people.
Finnegan Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Or maybe we'll get a couple of baseball bats - one to wrap round your head and another to insert in a place which gives Daggers extreme discomfort. Even if you COULD fit a baseball bat down my sex-snake, there's no WAY you'd catch me.
The People's Hero Posted 31 August 2007 Author Posted 31 August 2007 After we hit you first.Or maybe we'll get a couple of baseball bats - one to wrap round your head and another to insert in a place which gives Daggers extreme discomfort. How are you going to creep up on me then? I don't wear a peg over my nose, you know! Daggers is twice the man you are. And forty times the wordsmith.
Alexikokopops Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 How are you going to creep up on me then?I don't where a peg over my nose, you know! Daggers is twice the man you are. And forty times the wordsmith. Snigger.
Finnegan Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Snigger. fook me, that was fast. Grammar flippin Ninja this one.
Lord Nibblington Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 fook me, that was fast. Grammar flippin Ninja this one. Does that means he's a Grammar who flips Ninjas, or a Ninja who flips grammar?
Fez of Mahrez Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Snigger. Damnit, you don't post the punchline before the joke!
Daggers Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Daggers is twice the man you are. I f#cking am not. Ultra was pointed out to me at Preston and he is King of the Gut-Lords.
The People's Hero Posted 31 August 2007 Author Posted 31 August 2007 I f#cking am not.Ultra was pointed out to me at Preston and he is King of the Gut-Lords. I didn't mean that! But yeah, he is a bit of a porker! That thread about the 18 year old stunner who was coming on to him was priceless!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 I didn't mean that!But yeah, he is a bit of a porker! That thread about the 18 year old stunner who was coming on to him was priceless! That made me laugh out loud. I'm not particularly a looker but then I don't go around posting made-up threads about 18-year-old girls coming onto me. Oh and I'm not about 40.
The People's Hero Posted 31 August 2007 Author Posted 31 August 2007 That made me laugh out loud. I'm not particularly a looker but then I don't go around posting made-up threads about 18-year-old girls coming onto me. Oh and I'm not about 40. If an 18 year old girl did come on to him, he really wouldn't know what to do. I doubt his ticker would take it though.
Geo V Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Fight, fight, fight. I must admit I once moaned that despite having over 4000 members that not many made appearances but after the goings on over the last few days with all this crap being posted, new threads and being unable to keep up with the boards opening and closing, I think I prefer it when it was a little more mundane. Saying that, good old Thrac still manages to spout his tripe in amongst the muck. Now thats skillz to pay the billz.
Finnegan Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 That made me laugh out loud. I'm not particularly a looker but then I don't go around posting made-up threads about 18-year-old girls coming onto me. Oh and I'm not about 40. I dunno, boyo. You should see you take a corner, it's... exhilarating.
Alexikokopops Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 I dunno, boyo. You should see you take a corner, it's... exhilarating. Oi, get back to patrolling the LCFC bit, I'm trying to bait you.
Dames Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 In other news, Ibbosuk, is missing, presumed dead.If you do spot him, please repor........ hit him with a metal bar. Is there some sort of reward ?
Finnegan Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Oi, get back to patrolling the LCFC bit, I'm trying to bait you. fooking racist.
Dames Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 In other news, Ibbosuk, is missing, presumed dead.If you do spot him, please repor........ hit him with a metal bar. Sighted in the New Manager Thread in the LC Forum :!:
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