MC Prussian

Well, that Rosenior Effect© at Chelsea evaporated quickly, didn't it? 1 win out of their last six league matches, trounced twice by PSG in the Champions League, needed extra-time against Wrexham in the FA Cup.

9 games. They lost 1-0 at home against Viborg this past weekend. Brøndby play today.

Time's running out. Seven games to go. The next four matches are utterly crucial: Preston (H) Must-win Wednesday (A) Must-win (if we can't beat these, we've completely lost it) Swansea (H) Must-win Portsmouth (A) Must-win (relegation contenders, as well) I don't want to wait until the final day of the season, and that against Blackburn, to find out whether we'll avoid relegation or not.

Patson Daka, guaranteed starter.

Clean sheet. What is a clean sheet? Should've won this, but with our "No.1 striker" in the squad, that's a big ask.

"Well, I'm pretty sure Patson Daka won't be featuring again any time soon." Little did he know...

"Had that penalty gone in in the first half..." Well, Patson Daka.

And the first Watford corner in ages... ... just at the very end of the game. What could go wrong?

Ayew and De Cordova-Reid really putting in a shift towards the game. Best thing they've done in months.

Breaking news: Joe Aribo touched the ball.

"Leicester are fading a bit" To be fair, we've been doing that all season.

It retracts just at the right time.

He's certainly not keeping us up.

Daka.

This commentator, turning Stolarczyk into a Slovenian. "Stolarcic".

James off, too? WTF?

In a way, I wonder... Would we've taken that 1-0 lead into the break? I highly doubt it, given this season so far.

"Leicester City are unable to..." Precisely.

Yes, but none of us is Patson Daka, and paid this handsomly for not doing his job.

"Mavidid almost gets his team in a lot of trouble" Has done so pretty much all season.

Watford again, eh? Patson Daka, one of the biggest frauds in football history. And to think of the money the management dished out to sign him. sCoReD fOuR gOaLs AgAiNsT sPaRtAk OnCe.

Mavididi cannot score, and he cannot defend.

Curaçao away:

Germany away:

Norway home: