MC Prussian

Can we play the second string from now on? Or does Van Nistelrooy finally grow some balls and put Faes, Soumaré, De Cordova-Reid, Ayew, Coady and other who simply aren't fit to wear the shirt on the bench? Or keep them out of the squad altogether, and bring some youth players up. We've got four more matches to make up for an abysmal season. Give fringe or younger players a chance, that's the least what they and we deserve. Okoli, Coulibaly, McAteer, Monga, Skipp (to justify his price tag), Stolarczyk.

Doncaster and Port Vale promoted to League One.

I wouldn't want to trade places with whomever's in charge of player recruitment this summer.

"What next season brings"? At this rate, another relegation.

Coady. Faes. Just outstanding. And I think Hermansen could've done better here.

"Good play by Ndidi" – only to lose the ball straightaway. So Ndidi.

25 million quid.

Well, I do have Strand Larsen in my FPL team. Get in!

"Faes reading creating the danger."

Oh god. Jordan Ayew. I want your autograph so bad.

Bobby Reid has left his talent at Fulham.

A collection of individuals, no team spirit. LCFC 2024/2025.

Faes and Soumaré, just bugger off tomorrow, And never come back. What a stinking attitude on the pitch.

Deserved lead for Wolves. Our team is shit. Can't even be arsed to give a decent farewell to the fans.

3-0 down at half-time, 4-3 win full-time. Just don't ask me which team's on the winning side.

Downloaded Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion Remastered yesterday. Just got out of the sewers in the game and am looking forward to exploring the massive world map. Got Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 pre-ordered and am waiting for my physical copy.

"Utopia" (the UK original series).

The volley against Liverpool at home. What a screamer, and it epitomizes Vardy in a nutshell for me.

That implies he was forced into this announcement.

I find the moment of the announcement rather peculiar. Why not wait until the season is over? I mean – can we expect the team to play as one for the remaining five PL matches now, in honour of Vardy? Or will the slump, the indifference continue?

Criminally neglected on the pitch this season and let down by the club. I'm sure the car crash that this club is right now, the bad results, the lack of appreciation from teammates and the club management, the mishandling from Top to bottom has led to this. Vardy wouldn't be leaving if the club were better run, and the team not relegated or involved in a relegation dogfight. I'm convinced he'd have had another two, three seasons with us. Good luck elsewhere and thank you very much for the memories, Vards! (And please bang in a few more goals before the end of the season, thank you)

The only thing I remember him for is that accidental rushing forward on the left flank in a home game. Can't remember which one that was.

Getting results in the Championship is what we need. Confidence in this team is shot right now. The sooner we get back to winning ways, the better. I can't see us picking up many more points in the remaining five PL games this season. A more successful and convincing pre-season would help, too. Remember the summer of 2024?

Who was that particular Chalton fan that came on here quite regularly? I remember us massively poking fun at him. I suppose he has something to look forward to this season. Potentially automatic promotion to the Championship.

Walsall are imploding spectacularly. They were once – what? – 16 points or so ahead of 2nd place.