MC Prussian

It's not as if we lack any form of a competent midfield to feed him with through balls.

A GOAL! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!

Not exactly a mouth-watering fixture, this.

"Nice, intricate footwork"... When's the last time you heard somebody say that about a LCFC player?

What took them so long?

Brainfart City FC at it again.

Rather unusual to send out a match review two days after the fixture. Too many sick notes within the LCFC media team? Or was there a bust-up, a crisis roundtable? Or could they simply not be arsed to do their regular job, motivation completely shot?

You know what? Play Vardy behind a striker. See what happens. Can't be worse than what we have seen up to this point from the rest of our (central) midfielders.

Lack of leadership and lack of leading by example. Simples.

At least we're winning... on corners.

While Newcastle are looking for a backup striker, we're looking for a backup first team.

Don't spoil the rest of the season for me!

That'd be child abuse.

Obviously old enough to gamble with this career.

Now watch us getting a fine for that.

It's telling when an opposing defender poses more of an attacking threat than you entire team.

Still stuck in the international break.

Well, our players could walk off the pitch and still lose by the same scoreline. Something tells me they won''t let it come that far.

Mostly masochism.

You^ll find that we've scored plenty of own goals ever since.

**** your legs. Here's a wheelchair.

Never complain about referees being for the opposing team ever again.

Here's to 364km more!

Are we watching the same game? How dare you misgender!

What are you on? I want ten. I'm serious.