Mark_w

Imagine getting to Wembley

Dear Enzo, We doubt the idea. Love, Everyone

To be fair he hadn't headed a ball before this season, baby steps.

ftfy

Starting to? Are you a bit slow or…?

This system was so good when everyone was inexplicably shit scared of us and unwilling to attack

Won't Spurs continuing to be Spursy while Kane's failing to win anything at Bayern Munich show that anyway?

Oh no, please stop crying Eric, it's making me so sad.

Nobody even wants to go up, Southampton could get back into at this rate.

No idea how anyone can think this is more stressful than 2015-16. Are you sure it's not that they've stopped watching because it's all got a bit crap? We're screwed if we go up, we're screwed if we stay down, if you're getting stressed about it for the love of God stop - we've won the top flight of English football and the FA Cup in our lifetimes, football should never stress you out again.

How has Daka come out of this game as the hate figure again? Missed one half chance, we've got much bigger problems.

AI's still got an awful long way to go huh

gains 15 gold and becomes extra vigilant for five years

There needs to be a sitcom about Harry Kane

Seems a bit silly playing it given Ipswich have won every game and are incapable of not winning apparently.

The all region selection thing I assume is like a team of the year equivalent. The second bit is literally that he is that College team’s all-time leading goalscorer, and that he’s the player who has won the most points (for wins/draws) with that college team.

Mads for me, having a really impressive first season.

Oh no people who have no idea how to run a football club, what a drastic and disastorous change of pace that would be

Can you just please ****ing equalise Hull

Can we get a gif of that shot hitting the Leeds fan?

Isn’t creating better chances quite important really?

Absolute bullshit. You don’t get 87 points from 40 games, and score 84 goals through luck alone. They are a very good side with a ton of character, belief and togetherness. To be competing favourably with us, Leeds and Southampton having just come up from League One last season is ridiculous really, but they are and they deserve to be. Stop being so bitter, if we don’t get promoted it’s because we failed to take advantage of the massive financial advantage we had, and the massive lead we had earlier in the season. Trying to diminish what Ipswich are doing because we’re upset that it’s not looking like quite the cake walk we thought it’d be is just pathetic.

There’s a lot I like about that, but dropping Mads would be absolutely criminal.

Just read that Tom Cleverley is managing Watford tonight and I've never felt older.

Not meant as too much of a defence of Enzo, but if you go 6-7 years and a fair few managers and consistently can’t cope with any setbacks, pressure or adversity then that’s got to say an awful lot about the character and/or desire of the players and staff who’ve been there throughout.