Long Eaton Fox

He played for Fulham last season and is a mid premier league standard player. He featured in over 30 games and is capable of improving this team of ours. Give our newcomers a chance.

The boat trip people had a stream, ask them.

How would you describe that look

You're right. I won't be doing any more Self Assessments on him again!

No. Planet Earth and an unknown quantity like Slimani. So you want us to spend £30m on him. Don't understand your other remark.

Apologies. Premier league. £30M for an unproven greek league standard player. Has Slimani vibes to me.

That goal he scored v Lens would not be scored in the premiership. That is my point. £30m for a low end premier league standard player is too much.

All relative

After seeing his goal v Lens I think he is a similar player to Brereton at Soton. Skilful but lacking in pace. Avoid.

He would double his salary coming here. Quite an attractive option.

When Zaha went to Gala his agent would surely have told him the implications of an early return to the UK. That is what agents are paid a fortune for. Gala should not expect a transfer fee for him just a loan fee and an arrangement over his salary. His tax affairs are his own liability.

I can see why CP fans are sad to see him go. Bit like us and Albrighton. A mini legend but now past their best. He can do a job for us but the price is a little high. That's the cost a possible points deduction has. Ironically the FA is forcing us to spend more. Illegally in my opinion.

A final goodbye

Can you keep your personal life out of foxestalk please.

We must be selling Soumare to fund this

Chilwell on loan - yes

£6.4m for all of them

Well Hlozek dallied for over a week over our offer but took one day to accept Hoffenheims

We seem to be targeting the wrong players. Soule, Zaha, Hlozek and Ioannidis. There is no way any of them would want to join a club in our predicament. They play for or are joining Champions league or Europa league teams. We need to be realistic about where we are at the moment. In the past targeting lower leagues has paid off for is. We need to revert to that again. Chair, Hamer and Adebayo are examples, although not young, they would improve the team whichever division we're in. They would be affordable both in transfer fee and salary. I thought Chair was impressive at Leicester last season and both Hamer and Adebayo performed well in the premier league. We need to stop window shopping in Harrods and get some bargains from Aldi or Lidl.

It really is up to Zaha. Over the last year he's made good money at a lower tax rate. If he does want to return to the EPL he will have to pay the appropriate tax here. Don't think anyone, especially us, should be subsidising that.

Chelsea seem to be having a fire sale. Anyone one there useful.

So we have around £20-£30m up front to spend. Who's next on the list.

It's good to talk.

Where would he have played. CF or CAM.

Thought you were joking. Just checked the BBC scores. Could things get any more embarrassing.