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That’ll get goal of the month!

When Daka was at Salzburg, he had players like Haaland and Szoboszlai around him.

Where is he? We need his physicality badly!

We’ll be a quiz question in years to come. Which club holds the records for having the highest wage bill to ever be relegated from both the Premier League and Championship.

Pound for Pound, it could be the worst team ever assembled.

Playing the kids isn’t an option as they’ll get bullied. Playing the experienced pro seems to be a disaster. I’ve no real idea how we get out of this mess.

Not a lot between them. At least Thomas wants to play for the club. Kristiansen doesn’t want to be here.

Technically he’s very good. He just doesn’t offer a lot at such a young age as he’s not physically enough; which is to be expected.

What a great signing Victor Kristiansen has been for us. This was his 44th game since joining. In that time we’ve won 7 and drew 8. The bloke is a competition winner.

We’ve had a shot!!!!

We haven’t had a shot have we? I don’t think need been into the Stoke other than for Daka to be offside

Vestergaard and Faes were our best two centre backs.

Jesus Nelson…….

How have they not scored a 2nd. That is awful defending.

It was obvious really early. I’m not sure what we are trying to do.

I’m not having that Nelson is the next great defender either anymore. He’s very, very average.

Our team has no goals in it without James and Fatawu. We can’t defend. We don’t press. We don’t look interested. This will only end up one way. This has been a truly dreadful first 20 minutes.

No point passing the ball to Okoli. Faes was a better option and he didn’t want to be here.

I’ll die on this hill. He’s horrendous.

They’re raining crosses in from deeper. We can’t defend them.

We look like a load of people who have never watched a game of football, never mind never played.

What are Nelson, Kristiansen and Begovic doing?

3 minutes …. 3 friggin minutes.

FFS

Why does this fella taking the corner for Stoke look like he should be running a night club?