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How is that their free kick?

Dykes is the sort of massive, shit striker who'll cause us problems

Winks would be ideal about now

"Asmir, get your Tena's on lad, you're coming on"

Is Goodman on crack? Red card? For winning the ball?

Excellent recovery from Bouba. Fair play

How is Ayew still on the pitch?

Vesty has been brilliant so far tonight. Best player by a mile

This game is such a pile of piss

Monga on please. Mav has offered nothing offensively

Abdul

I think Page has a bright future, but he was looking a little lost

0.10XG Surprised it's that high, tbh

Really poor, isn't it?

Unpopular opinion: I actually thought Skipp was okay in that half

Other than Fatawu, I'm not sure I agree. Personnel is poor. Ayew plays so deep, we can't actually counter effectively and Patson Daka is an abysmal footballer.

9 touches in the final third. Marti has to get some help. Expecting him to keep going with this squad is unfair.

That's just his expression, mate

Our midfield is so bad. Virtually non-existent

Not the greatest quality game so far. The atmosphere sounds flat as a pancake

Weird one. Can only think the plan is to buy him, loan him to a sizeable European club and then cash in and make a profit. Of course, Chelsea stockpiling players with no intention to play them and then flogging them for a profit is absolutely fine, but teams outside of the top 6 wanting to spend to compete with them....oooh no, we can't have that!

Pretty uninspiring squad, that. Quite a few players who've started the season poorly. How Rashford gets a place is a mystery. He's done, I think.

Chelsea finally getting that winger they've been crying out for

Errrr.....who? Just checked his stats. Absolute goal machine