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Luke Thomas is wank. He has been absolutely terrible for 4 seasons at least. I wrongly thought he was going to be a great player when he first broke through - couldn't have been more wrong. Couldn't give a shit if Thomas or Hamza are local lads, neither should be anywhere near the captaincy. Shouldn't be anywhere near the first team, for that matter.

Do you mean Cartwright has joined Bradford on loan from us? Because he has.

Dodgy AF. An already difficult task just got more difficult. At that altitude, in that heat, the players will not be able to compete for 90 minutes. Does feel like a huge leg-up for the hosts. Also, you can't say there will definitely be a thunderstorm at a specific time 3 and a half days before. You can only say the conditions suggest there may be one. Is that enough to justify moving a game forward by 4 hours?

Shame it's one of our bright young stars leaving and not any of the deadwood. Sad that it's Monga before we've seen what he can really do, and it's not the likes of Vestegaard, Winks, Faes or Kristiansen (to name but a few) finally ****ing off elsewhere. Definitely the best for him, mind you. We are a car crash

Great goal. He's very good player, Sarr. Surprised a bigger club haven't been in for him at some point.

México won't be worried after watching that.

Wow. That was agonising for most of the game

That was pretty stupid from Bellingham

He's getting sacked after this, surely? And rightly so.

The writing has been on the wall since the 7th minute. Possibly the worst England performance I've ever seen....and the bar is low.

Been shocking hasn't he? Tuchel seems to love him, no idea why

Absolutely disgusting half from England. This is a very poorly coached side. There's no cohesion at all. I just don't see there being an improvement in the second half here. I think we're crashing out here. Hope I'm wrong, but the body language is all wrong for me.

Madueke makes my eyes hurt. He's terrible

Rashford and Madueke have been so, so bad