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Luke Thomas is wank. He has been absolutely terrible for 4 seasons at least. I wrongly thought he was going to be a great player when he first broke through - couldn't have been more wrong. Couldn't give a shit if Thomas or Hamza are local lads, neither should be anywhere near the captaincy. Shouldn't be anywhere near the first team, for that matter.

Do you mean Cartwright has joined Bradford on loan from us? Because he has.

Dodgy AF. An already difficult task just got more difficult. At that altitude, in that heat, the players will not be able to compete for 90 minutes. Does feel like a huge leg-up for the hosts. Also, you can't say there will definitely be a thunderstorm at a specific time 3 and a half days before. You can only say the conditions suggest there may be one. Is that enough to justify moving a game forward by 4 hours?

Shame it's one of our bright young stars leaving and not any of the deadwood. Sad that it's Monga before we've seen what he can really do, and it's not the likes of Vestegaard, Winks, Faes or Kristiansen (to name but a few) finally ****ing off elsewhere. Definitely the best for him, mind you. We are a car crash

Great goal. He's very good player, Sarr. Surprised a bigger club haven't been in for him at some point.

México won't be worried after watching that.

Wow. That was agonising for most of the game

That was pretty stupid from Bellingham

He's getting sacked after this, surely? And rightly so.

The writing has been on the wall since the 7th minute. Possibly the worst England performance I've ever seen....and the bar is low.

Been shocking hasn't he? Tuchel seems to love him, no idea why

Absolutely disgusting half from England. This is a very poorly coached side. There's no cohesion at all. I just don't see there being an improvement in the second half here. I think we're crashing out here. Hope I'm wrong, but the body language is all wrong for me.

Madueke makes my eyes hurt. He's terrible

Rashford and Madueke have been so, so bad

Dive

Jesus. This is absolutely pathetic We were never this bad under Southgate. Not even close. This is absolutely woeful

Can you imagine what France would do to us (not that we'll get anywhere near that far). I absolutely do not buy this 'we're set up to play the better sides' bullshit.

Working it out to the wings for a cross into the box is so predictable. So little coming from the centre. We look really easy to defend against.

Madueke is so shit. Doesn't look comfortable, even in his natural position

Typical of the FA to extend Tuchel's contract before he'd proven himself. This team doesn't know what they're supposed to be doing.

I actually cannot believe how bad that 20 minutes was. Can't think of one player who has even been decent

I think we're going out here. The team does not look connected at all. They don't seem to know what they're supposed to be doing.

Hourihane has to be the best midfielder at the club now, surely?

Russell is going to have to look for another assistant manager who's specialism is 'Big Energy'