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This is all I can think of when he starts talking

Absolute pisstake

Absolute drivel.

Even his ****ing hair annoys me

The humiliation continues. **** the nepo-twat and his little gimp. And **** KP.

Monumentally shite appointment

When will it stop?

Everytime you think it can't possibly get any worse, Top and Jon find a way. This will be a disaster. It's already a disaster in terms of reuniting the fan base. It will be an absolutely laughable move if it happens.

Genuinely can't understand why any clubs would want him. His style of play is dead and he's shown 0 ability to adapt in the roles he has had. It's not like his record was anything to crow about when his style was in fashion. It definitely will not work in League 1, I'm absolutely certain about that.

I'd imagine it'll look something like this:

Agree with @Dan. People need to stop calling it a coup. Securing a manager on an upward trajectory would be a coup. This guy's career is clearly in terminal decline. Once he's failed here, he's probably done.

It's like the holy trinity of the ultimate ****s has finally united.

How to say 'we haven't got a ****ing clue' without saying it

Every day is a day closer to these morons finally ****ing off

Sticking to the style of football that has served us so wonderfully over the 4 years. Hooray Top and Jon have to be the two thickest individuals in football.

I'm done. It's beyond an insult now.

Which means he has no update. If it'll wait until tomorrow, then it's probably not news really is it? If he had anything that was genuinely emerging, he'd be getting it out there ASAP to be the first to break the news. Absolute BS merchant.

I know very little about Thelin, but his record at Aberdeen is bonkers. 10 wins in his first 11, but then 5 wins in the next 27. First cup win in 11 years but then sacked after less than 2 years..... there's a lot to unpick there. To anyone who knows Scottish football, what style of play does he favour? Please don't tell me he's another tippy tappy possession-obsessed knobber.

Please Top, just ****ing buy Southampton and have done with it. It's a ****ing embarrassment if we're going for another of their cast-offs. Top and Jon, not a brain cell between them. Happy to be quoted in the future if I'm wrong; Martin will be a disaster. The fans will hate him from Day 1. His style of football will be shite and it won't work in League 1.

Liverpool nicking one of our best talents yet again.

100%. He inherited a difficult situation, but even accounting for that, he was shite. If anything we were better under Marti

If it is Russell Martin then that is confirmation that Top and Jon have still learned absolutely nothing from the absolute disaster that they have created. It also would confirm what we already know: that these two are the stupidest individuals in football. I'm convinced they're both dense AF

One day, possibly when we're in the Vanarama North, Top and Jon might realise that this obsession with possession based football hasn't worked too well for the club

Just read that. That's a bit mad really, isn't it?