Tielemans63

I'm getting serious Iceland 2016 vibes from this game.

It takes a special talent to nullify a team with this much potential. Well done, Gareth

On the bright side, we're surely entering the final days of Southgate's reign

Actually feel sorry for Trippier, this is painful to watch

You know it's not an all-time classic when they're talking about what kind of turf this is.

Totally agree. He can't whip in a cross first time which is killing any momentum. Foden doing pretty well as well.

Did someone forget to bring the big bag of footballs to the England training camp?

Trippier is a liability on the left. To not pick Chilwell, Mitchell or Hall was pretty ****ing stupid.

Gareth Southgate brings his own UHT milk

This looks like one of those camera views available in FIFA that no-one in their right mind would ever select.

Brainiac

That is an excellent question. I've solved the mystery of what UHT stands for. Why it's cold....that's one for the braniacs.

I'll be completely honest, I thought it stood for Udder Handling Tit milk.

Found out today that the UHT in UHT milk stands for ultra high temperature*.....42 years in the making. *You're welcome

Totally agree. I'd say Brentford and Fulham both have a much stronger squad than our's

He's way too good for that rabble

For me, he moves away from the ball and across the defender to try and win the penalty

I wonder if, in a moment after the game, Stuart Armstrong will think it might have been an idea to try and score rather than resorting straight to cheating?

That's the most Scottish thing, I think I've ever seen

100% I want the jocks to do it, but what a twat. Shoot first rather trying to win the pen.

Lookth dethent

The Forest fans I've spoken to absolutely love him. Didn't want to see him managing Leicester, especially. Which probably says a lot. I'll be honest, I felt there were better options we could have gone for, but as others have said, maybe he is the man for the situation we find ourselves in. Now he's here, I believe in Steve!

"Netherlands will want to keep France out, attack with pace and score a goal." The tactical insight of Jermain Jenas, ladies and gentlemen