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Didn't have my subtitles switched on

If Gareth could be a bit more proactive, rather than reactive, this team could be outstanding

What does Gordon have to do to get a chance?

Exchanging one lampost for another

He's the sort of guy who'd go out with Margot Robbie and bring Harry Kane with him

England have done pretty well playing with 10 men for 105 minutes

Luke Shaw looks miles off it....funny that

To be fair, you better off signing a 31 year old with an excellent fitness record, than an injury-prone 25 year old. Players look after themselves so well nowadays and by all accounts, BDR is an excellent pro. The more I think about it, the less bothered I am about his age

Well done, Bukayo. Superb

He is such a jammy ****

Southgate is a ****ing melon. What an absolute idiot. At least there's only 20 minutes left of this shitshow

The Fulham perspective is interesting. They're unanimous in thinking he's a good player who has been a very consistent for them. He's obviously a top guy, too. It's a bit more mixed on whether they should have let him go, though. A few are quite surprised we've given him 3 years https://www.friendsoffulham.com/forum/index.php?topic=94341.0

He lives in the future

Good player. Decent signing Would have rather we'd given him 2 years though.

Joke for the Dads

£70! BC Game doesn't even make that much money in a week

This tournament has been absolutely honking so far. The players all look knackered.

Martinez deserves that for not having the balls to substitute Ronaldo who was totally ineffective throughout. Bet the the rest of the team are relieved it's the end of the Ronaldo show

Meanwhile Wimbledon are promoting War Child on their new shirt. You don't have to go down the super **** route.

Always new depths to plumb for Leicester City

Considering the restrictions we're working with, this is a decent signing IMHO. Also, (contract length dependant!) I'm not averse to signing a 31 year old. He's played a lot of games at PL level and his fitness record is pretty good. Not one to set the pulse racing but could be a solid addition.

Man looks like he's spent all of Saturday and Sunday morning in 'Spoons before arriving 3 minutes before kick off

I wish KDH all the best. One of the main reasons we're back in the Premier League and not marooned in the Championship. Anyone saying they're not bothered, what team did you watch last season?

He'll be loaned out repeatedly until his contract runs out. You know the drill

Not bothered if we miss out, tbh