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The ball will fly off the bat if they take the new ball. We'll get the runs in no time if Gill is foolish enough to take it. (That's my absurdly optimistic take on it)

That's cricket for you. It's a life metaphor.

As there isn't much happening in the cricket - anyone see Fatawu's goal against Fiorentina? It's a very pleasant distraction.

It's extremely tough to chase down 373.

I've got faith in Smith. I believe he's a strong minded cricketer.

Too much pressure on him after a brain dead shot by BetHELL. Gets in your head seeing the man up the other end doing stupid shit like that.

As I feared. Took a bit longer than I expected, but I could see it coming.

Woakes to score the winning run with one hand.

Squeek

I don't trust ultra edge any more

It's billiant cricket and I absolutely LOVE it.

Can Woakes bat legally. Even if he just stands there?

Agree. I felt a huge sense of relief when I realised he was next. But watch the next wicket come in the next couple of overs. Probably Root.

Bloody hell that's a poor shot in the circumstances - bin

I hope when we do piss the league (despite the EFLs best efforts, we manage to hang on to our manager this time.

I genuinely feel a bit sorry for Siraj (who has worked his nuts off). Especially as it was his missed catch that will be the thing that has cost India. Oh well. Never mind

Kasey was in the right place at least (probably expecting to celebrate a goal). I like him. It's really Daka's job to score there.

Stokes's face there

Now focus Joe.

Clap clap clap Joe Root. He's owed us one of those.

Just seen Fats' goal. Om my word. He's going to be fun to watch this season!

Whatever happens it's a fitting end to one of the best series (at least in terms of watchability as opposed to quality) since 2005. And I don't care how Brook was out. That's the way he plays and it was a great innings.

Oh no, I've got hope.

Oh dear. Awful review, but you can see why they did it.

We're just being a bit FT about it. If I'm honest I still believe!