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Carl the Llama

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Carl the Llama last won the day on 20 November

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About Carl the Llama

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  • Birthday 06/10/1989

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  1. Carl the Llama

    How Was Your Day?

    It's not, it seems the storm broke recently when a load of tumblr accounts got deleted and they all migrated to twitter who I think have caught on and shut down a lot of the accounts (for instance the user behind that cousin comment has been suspended). I don't envy the poor bastard who has to review all the flagged map accounts and sort out which are legit therapy seekers/givers and which are defiant and malicious attempts at normalisation.
  2. Carl the Llama

    President Trump & the USA

    Wasn't he offered clemency in return for spilling the beans? Or was that a different Trump stooge? Or is the 3 years the clemency?
  3. Carl the Llama

    How Was Your Day?

    I would happily be the Theresa May to their Brexit from legitimate therapy.
  4. Carl the Llama

    How Was Your Day?

    I suppose it's actually 2 things: On the one hand it's a therapeutic tool for paedophiles seeking help and support to avoid offending. This is actually pretty wholesome and not what I'm talking about. On the other hand it's the former being twisted into a vehicle that unrepentant paedos use to try to attach themselves to the LGBT movement claiming it's just another sexuality (instead of, yaknow, a mental condition requiring lots of aforementioned therapy) and rebranding under the cutesy acronym map (minor attracted person, from what I can gather this term was originally coined by therapists) - or alternatively nomap (non-offending map because it makes it all better that you're trying to normalise sexual attraction to children if you admit that it's an offence but you're not committing it) - and congregating in online spaces to discuss hot little kids. In short it's something that began with good intentions but has indirectly ended up creating a space for comments like the ones screenshotted in the twitter post below:
  5. Carl the Llama

    How Was Your Day?

    Today I learned that the MAP movement is a thing.
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    I just completed this quiz. My Score 40/100 My Time 103 seconds  
  7. Carl the Llama

    Terrorist Attacks

    That means they're doing their homework, it must make investigating these incidents significantly easier.
  8. Carl the Llama

    What grinds my gears...

    You're too kind, just for you then here I am in my full regalia (minus the tinsel because poundland sucks): Weird because normally I have no issue shoving out big logs...
  9. Carl the Llama

    What grinds my gears...

    I was looking for some tinsel if you must know. I thought it might be a safe bet but they only had one type and it was crap, first and last visit.
  10. Carl the Llama

    What grinds my gears...

    The oblivious zombie hordes that make up poundland's clientele. Just trying to navigate through the shop is nigh impossible with unchaperoned kids and gormless adults blocking your path every 2 seconds.
  11. Carl the Llama


    Mmmm nice and toasty in here... and is that beer? Quality.
  12. Carl the Llama

    Nintendo Switch

    It's high on my wishlist
  13. Carl the Llama

    Phunny (Funny) Photos / Pictures

    I'm surrounded by Assholes.
  14. Carl the Llama

    Kelechi Iheanacho / Nacho Man

  15. If Harry Kane wins it there's something dreadfully wrong with the selection process.