benpicko

I think he'll be alright but he's definitely stumbling over every other sentence for now

Good start

Don't think Mavididi has made a single good decision all year

Given how Nketiah's doing I'm surprised they don't recall him

Is he? He's got one assist in 19 matches.

Because it was Mavididi that took the shot Edit: oh

'Mavididi steps in but his touch is heavy' every 30 seconds for the entire match

Mavididi needs to never play for us again

0.05xG isn't great is it

Mavididi once again being the worst player on the pitch

Mavididi is a liability in this league — slows down every play with 50 stepovers before he can attempt anything else, and most of the time he just gives away possession because of it El Khannous continues to be fantastic

Mavididi has been our biggest attacking flaw for a while now, tries too much every single time and every single time it goes nowhere -- can't have a winger who's that continuously ineffective. Say what you want about McAteer's end product, but he makes better runs than Mavididi and gets the cross off, even if it's mostly rubbish, Mavididi just never gets the cross off because he stops to dance with the ball in front of a defender for 2 minutes

That pass ****in hell

Mavididi is rubbish as well get him off

Fuchs sake

Seems clearer now if anything?

When we get relegated this season we'll get a good few midtable finishes in the Championship because we'll go down with zero Premier League quality -- won't feel the pain of relegation for a while

I've genuinely never seen a keeper before concede every single shot on target in quite the same way Ward does, if anything it's impressive and we're witnessing history

Justin and Ward can go for free after that ****ing hell

How did Ward get ahead of Iversen on the bench?

Remember when we were regularly one of the best teams in the league for injuries

Remembering one of the key reasons we were relegated now

HE'S SAVED A SHOT

Be embarrassed as a Newcastle fan if this ends 3-0, we're barely stringing three passes together let alone creating a chance

Worse squad than we ever were forced to play under Cooper