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2 CF’s? Ooooooh ambition, adventure, bravery…..for 2 f***ing minutes

Wouldn’t a fresh Trent Alexander Arnold be better than this s*****ed out Walker?

Giving a flair player 6 minutes, oooh Gareth how brave, did you have a blue smartie in your packed lunch

Again, Guehi had Saka on 20 yards ahead but plays it backwards instead

Almost every long ball has failed, short balls are getting us nowhere, it’s the bottling out of any medium (20 yards or so) length pass that carries the faintest risk of not coming off that is costing us. Why are we persisting with the over hot long balls that just give it away every time ?

Apparently they’ve switched this onto the comedy channel in Scotland

I need subtitles now as Keane has reached that pitch that only dogs can hear

I’d have Trent on for Walker, Gordon for Foden and Palmer for Kane as a false 9 to get closer link up with Bellingham

They need hypnotherapy the lot of them They look like frightened rabbits (or deer?) in the headlights. This is football not root canal dentistry, if you’re tensed up you over hit passes and make sloppy mistakes. Look at their eyes and body language they’re petrified and stagestruck.

Deserve it, they’ve got in behind us a few times

Great block Guehi but desperate stuff

I was having a pee when the penalty incident occurred, only just seen the replay (you didn’t really need that detail but it explains the late reaction), WTF, games gone, finished, joke decision or as others have corrected to say joke law, that Denmark player had no intention or unnatural stance to meet the ball, it’s a fluke, a freak incident / accident. Future of the game (but already happening) will be get into the box and chip / scoop ball at opponents body, 30-40 % chance of hitting an arm. Already happens, balls are chipped with so little pace that they were never a cross, just an attempt to draw a handball. Ratface Fernandes is a master at it.

Yes, he found it surreal, awkward / embarrassed laughter covering the fear, it s**t everyone up so we gambled on legging it to the shower block with him in tow. No burns or heart stoppage or anything like that, just lit up for a split second.

That’s brave considering he’s going to be considerably nearer to the lightning than the others

I was once in a flimsy tent on a cliff top in an electric storm, all 6 of us (in a 4 man tent) trying to avoid the metal pole when my mates rib cage lit up like something out of a Tom and Jerry cartoon Couldn’t have been a direct hit but some kind of surge or illumination from somewhere . Haven’t dared to go camping since.

There’s one hell of a storm brewing……..as the over running match causes arguments all over the country ‘cause Coldplay are on at 10 on the other side. “Sorry love, it’s Vesty and Kristiansen”

At least it’s not old Trafford and the roofs offer a degree of protection

There will be a vote held regarding the continuation of the match between the referee, UEFA chief, Tournament organiser, 2 managers and 173 TV company executives.

I know I say that Vesty makes every centre forward look like lightning but this is ridiculous

I was hoping for a shock tonight……..but not that kind

The BBC pundits roofless in their analysis of Italy

Strong, organised, fit, a days more rest than us (IF it is us)…..I can see a 0-0 snooze fest and Switzerland win on penalties .

It’s not coming Rome

They need a pizza luck

A delicate chip