fazzyfox

I predict it’s quiet

Gerrinthere ya beauty! Pint for Armstrong

5pm on Weds 5th of June. It’ll come out of my June food budget and budget for cat biscuits for Mr Tiddles (violin music)…...well ok 5 less pints for me in June but still, would have preferred an option to add it to the direct debit instead.

Thank you Doku for at least showing some hunger and for taking people on. De Bruyne looked really off it, not hungry enough or too much celebrating, I think the adrenalin drops and the long season catches up with you, ditto Haaland.

But it won’t clash with United’s parade to their fans. City’s will be around the Manchester area.

As Doku pulled the trigger I said “Nooooo don’t do tha…..” ,really thought it was too tame and predictable.

All this detailed technical strategic analysis at half time is BS, Duh it’s because Pep isn’t wearing his lucky jumper . Sort your wardrobe Pep

Most of us were needing a late toilet visit around that time but I think they did sing it.

We did and that will go against us but that was after we sold Fofana which improved but not resolved the situation whilst buying Faes as a replacement. At the time that Lookman was available we hadn’t sold Fofana. Things may have been different if Wes had gone at the start of the window. No it’s true we didn’t stop spending completely, the January transfers were a half hearted attempt to try something to change our fortunes but none had PL pedigree and it was still less than we might otherwise have spent if we were still in reckless mode and fully in recognition of our league status plight.

His situation should be the kind of evidence we put up in the ffp case, to prove that once we knew we were in the s**t we slammed the brakes on. There was a player for a reasonable fee who you knew wouldn't be a gamble, we'd seem he could be effective for us and fit in yet we reluctantly felt we couldn't go through with it. Unlike Forest who signed 30 something players then pointed to their problem being the sale of Johnson being intentionally held off for a bigger profit.

Potter, preferably Graham but if not Harry as we'll need a f***ing wizard to keep us up.

It's a complex equation formulated from an algorhythm of your T.I.T. (typical input totaliser) as follows:- L/P (likes / Posts) x Cheese Puns & Fish Puns squared + inflatable dinosaur mentions divided by daily “Get Pearson Back” In thread start ups minus 50 points for repeated pictures of that Snooker ref bird x the square route of your survey responses vs end result of survey, a ten per cent swing depending on which Fan Group you pledge allegiance to or criticise, 10 point bonus per "Gerrimin" in transfer thread, a 20% threshold bonus premium for posting on quieter days such as International breaks, points added / deducted for speling punchation and grandma, bonus points for winning each day by saying something blatantly popular for the sake of accruing likes, minus points for criticising fazzyfox's masterful use of photoshop, lifetime achievement award status for writing a piece on Rudkin without using a rude word, then all our names are put in a hat and a blindfolded chimpanzee randomly pulls a few out which are then classified as a "Legend".

Would be on the bench for his own testimonial I'd suggest the Title Winners Vs a Kingy XI. Yes, I know Kingy was part of the title winners so he can play a half for each. Kingy XI to include others he played with with us or even Wales such as:- Cambiasso, Nugent, Fryatt, Hume, Dyer, Waghorn, Wood (looking a bit top heavy this line up), Knockaert, Iborra, St Ledger, Wellens, Uki Abe, Gallagher, Taylor-Fletcher if he's still lean and fit, er Arthur Rowley.....Gareth Bale, Aaron Ramsey, a competent Welsh international Goalkeeper if he can think of anyone...., Conrad Logan sub, Pearson manager so long as he has at least one comedy wrestle with someone on the touchline. Maguire can come but only in the role of Filbert Fox. The Champions squad is broader than you might remember, as well as the regular 11 there's Schlupp, the living legend that is Gokan Inler, Matty James sick-noted the entire season bless him, Amartey featured without everything collapsing around him like a deck of cards, Wasilewski (I'm not telling him he's sub, someone else can do that) , Ulloa made significant contributions, Demari Gray, Kramaric, so a few options if the likes of Kante and Mahrez don't come along. And Andy f*****g King! This time next year if Vardy is leaving then or in 2 years to be the anniversary of the win but bear in mind the sooner the better for some of these players in terms of their ageing limbs. Let's start an organising committee, give them a golf day too, have some pride in our legends all monies to "Charidy" as Smashie & Nicey would say.

I dreamt I was eating a giant marsh mallow but when I woke up my cuddly Filbert was missing. Hic.

Can imagine him with a load of Daleks approaching spouting their usual “EXTERMINATE, YOU WILL OBEY, WE WILL DESTROY” stuff as he replies “Chat s**t get b***ed” whilst spraying cans of red bull into their circuitry.

I thought I had my squad and line up sorted but then saw Palmer and to a slightly lesser degree Gordon's names which makes me start over again! Trent Alexander-Arnold's potential dual role is another factor, we are in a position now where we have more than 11 obvious first choices and 14 or 15 may be started over the course of the matches as horses for courses (no Kane insult intended). It's a shame that Grealish and to a degree Madders aren't arriving at it in peak form but thankfully the form of Foden, Saka and emergence of Palmer should compensate and they could still both play a part, but with Kane up top and Bellingham being a goal threat that's plenty more excitement than Safegate can cope with. One place is nailed on - Sticker book says our own Luke Thomas will proudly claim a place in the squad over Bell Chilbell, congrats Luke , well deserved

Maybe not then

C’mon Baggies! GAME ON!

Crikey was that Buster Bloodvessel or maybe Buster Seat ?

Aribo likes to choose his sweet left foot

Sunday fine, 8pm games fine but dear oh dear, the chances of England V Denmark game cropping up on my peak day of the hay fever season, I might just have to, "achoo", leave work early, "sneeze"

He hasn't been a regular starter and his form has desserted him

A footballer was seen in a restaurant in a place where he doesn't live? No need to make a big meal out of it.

It's awful but come on, pull yourself together