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The second half was how I thought the whole game would be. However the early goal made Morocco ultra confident and Scotland lose their heads for the first half. After going 1 down in 70 seconds a 0-1 was about as good as they could get but imagine putting all of that work and effort into qualifying and then delivering a half like that, just not turning up.

Leicester reject Leicester reject oh oh, oh oh

I appear to have footage of a Morocco light training session. Which Channel is the match on ?

Fear not, they have the living legend that is Che Adams up front, have faith

Sorry but Australia need a new manager who puts fear into them, one capable of a half time roasting

The Czechs have holes in their defence

I wonder if commentators who have never seen him before are saying “Oh dear, the Ghana number 9 appears to have pulled both hamstrings, his calf muscles and hip joints but is playing on regardless”

The average attendance at league games in Panama was 486 or by using the LCFC Duckworth Lewis method of calculation about 12,000

Can Tuchel sit down now?

Turpin and John Moss have something in common - they’re both nicknamed D**k !

The most riveting drama in Dallas since Cliff Barnes had a fling with Sue Ellen and JR found out

Gerrin there!! Get some polish and an Argos trophy cabinet too, it’s coming home

That was the Portugal match where for 90 minutes they made a meal out of anything.

B*ll*cks wait for me guys I was on snack replenishment duty you selfish swines

I was about to say the same, timid and lukewarm needs to grasp the nettle, take responsibility and realise he’s one of the front three in a World Cup game. If you want to take it easy and leave it to others to make it happen then buy a ticket and watch it from there, should have taken on his man in first minutes and let him know he’s in a game, just too passive.

Was it just his arm that was offside?

Can you say that in a Brian Blessed voice?

Surprised Kane was allowed a free run at it but good header. Were Croatia just marking zonal? I’ve always said space doesn’t score, players do.

Totally against the 3 minute hydration break. How the f*** is poor Doris at the Dog & Duck supposed to serve 120 thirsty customers in that short time it just doesn’t work

Maybe Kane is trying to establish a false / alternative penalty style until the knock outs with potential shot outs at which stage he’s revert to his usual method thus fooling the preparation of the keeper…..

It would take them ages to get up the steps, people behind would be really p^ssed off.

Yep, like that!

Just t**t it!

Heart says 1-0 England Head says 1-1 Stomach & backside says 1-2

I wasted the entirety of the Scotland match trying to spot The Krankies