fazzyfox

Arabians, lock up your petrified pussies, West Ham have sold Zouma to Al Orobah. Is he aware that the Saudi punishment for Kitty kicking is foot amputation?

No money? No worry, the barter system is an option. Ten crates of juicy Oranges and a straw donkey, appropriate as he’s been taking the pith with his effort levels.

An afternoon of reminiscing ahead, when Youri trots out at 2:30 for a light relaxed jog memories of Fulham away in the relegation season will come flooding back

Cornet to Southampton. That’s a scoop from Fazzyfox

Whilst I’ve never thought “oh s**t they’ve got Jordan Ayew” when we’ve faced him in the past he will fit in quickly, won’t be phased by anything in the Premier League and along with Decordova-Reid and Mavididi could offer coverage for multiple positions potentially saving us from trying to bloat the squad, stretching the budget to capacity. Considering our situation it seems a reasonable acquisition and one that doesn’t necessarily have “relegation” written all over it, we’re starting to look better on paper than that but are we a 6,8,10 point deduction better than that?

Poole’s save against Stoke, there was clear daylight between the ball and net, I slumped down, a goal is inevitable then somehow he kept it out, reminded me of a Gordon Banks save, clawing it out when it seems impossible. Kasper in the Cup Final, I daren’t ever watch a replay of that match as he ain’t keeping that out twice!

Strange feeling this morning, like I went for an hour of root canal dentistry last night but came out with the fit dental assistants phone number, happy days

Well done lads, up against it and turned the tide. Tons to do but there will be easier games. Right, popcorn and an hour on the Fighting Cock (it’s a Spurs forum to be clear)

Well done lads, up against it and turned the tide. Tons to do but there will be easier games. Right, popcorn and an hour on the Fighting Cock (it’s a Spurs forum to be clear)

Soumares “running” style just looks like a light warm up jog not a cut and thrust premier league game

Kristianson getting some quality service in

You are witnessing a living legend doing his thing. Lap it up, breathe it in, feel those goosebumps

Gerrin, a well deserved equaliser

Can we just call him Buon or Notty (Notteh in Leicester accent). My post match contributions 8 pints in will struggle with Bunnynotes whashisname.

I think we’ll now have a 15 minute spell without conceding or making sloppy passes. Thank f*** for half time.

Intentional pull back on half way line…..check badge……”Big 6/7 club”…….no card

Lucky off the shoulder but they’ve bought plenty of tickets for the raffle, a prize was inevitable.

Well done Fatawu, a beam of light in a cavern of bleakness

He has aged dramatically in the space of 20 minutes! We know how he feels.

We’re deeper than Barry White in a mineshaft

Bless you Shakey, thanks for everything

The Front four of Spurs will be very hard to contain but I think they can be got at at the back, hopefully Fatawu is full of belief, for me Buonanotte has a crucial role linking Midfield to Vardy not leaving him isolated and potentially being the one who picks the lock and plays him in. Wilf v Madders will be interesting, presuming he’s back in his deeper position. Will be interesting how high a line Cooper wants us to play with the lack of pace at CB.

Reminds me of a classic O’Niell quote. We had a game, I believe it was away to Chelsea, after the match he was asked “ You played Emile Heskey, I believe he’s not 100% match fit”, O’Neill replied “More like 20% but a dead Emile Heskey would be better than the alternative.” Graham Fenton was fit, available and on the bench! 😆

A new dish launched at Stamford Bridge today, Cucurella on toast

Gerrin there! Enzo out!