fazzyfox

Time for Jordan Pitchfork to walk the walk

“Ever so sorry Harry I’m finally subbing you” ”Why” ””You’re Injured” ”I know….you injured me!”

The t**ts now injured our centre forward ffs

That Speech from Southgate was reminiscent of Churchill. Not Winston but the dog off the insurance advert “Oh yes”!

Ah come on ref he’s had his fair Schar of bad tackles now

I took a while to get used to Wilf Ndidi playing as an AM but Kane as a DM is baffling me

If Deschamps bought une deal de meal it would be a plain croissant, empty baguette and eau de mineral. If Deschamps went to Disneyland Paris he’d think the entry turnstyle was a scary ride. If Deschamps had a string of onions round his neck he’d wrap them in bubble wrap to prevent bruising. If Deschamps won a free pass to a day at a Bordeaux Vineyard he’d request a Diet Coke. If Deschamps…..etc

Keep running at Schar, he a bit of a bomb Schar, 2nd yellow likely

Do we want Toney or Watkins on for Kane? My vote goes to Toney in case it goes to pens.

Gerrin well done young lad

Yay a different left back, that’s essential right now

Wake up lads, use your bench Safegate you muppet

Come on Harry we’re still right in this, why the long face?

……which may go on strike again and ruin another summer!

I see a stale bore-fest of a 0-0 and losing on penalties. Sorry .

Kroos gets booked

If only we had a fit and sharp Kalvin Phillips available, they’d be no match for us

What you can’t see is the 35 year Barcelona contract in Messi’s hands and the Crayon in Yamals hand.

Leeds West? I predict it’s Labour, I predict it’s Labour…..

Love this bit when they have just one result and analyse it over and over “if this was repeated nationwide……” etc. it’s a bit like the match day threads on here in the 4th minute.

1-0, 1-0, 1-0, 1-0, 1-0, 1-0,1-0 🎶

Oh s**t! About that allegation of mine, I’m sure he didn’t spoil his paper, never has done and never will do, retraction, retraction….

Former City winger Josh Low spoilt his paper. He tried for 90 minutes but just couldn’t get his cross in the box.

I hope they’re not letting Kwarteng do the mathematics as the results come in, the percentages will add up to 110. Think they should get Rachel Riley to do it instead.

Cheese's "Someone stole my inflatable dinosaur". Don't get me wrong, I'm against theft of any kind but it was blown up out of all proportions and he seemed really deflated about it