Trumpet

Ah, apologies Definately worht a second airing, made me chuckle

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" * * * * * * * * * The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. * * * * * * * * * A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. * * * * * * * * * 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. * * * * * * * * * Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." * * * * * * * * The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." * * * * * * * * *

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Tbh if i was GM, i wouldn't remember what type/ colour the guy on my left's bag was. I'll leave now, I know nothing on this case. It wasn't me

Now this was an atmosphere.

Let us know if you see Maddie..

Does Chandler actually support Leicester?

Cheers, yeah I should learn from it, I hope! It wasnt my instructors car either, I learn in a 1.3 Diesel.. The car I drove today was a 1.7 and I didnt have a clue where anything was.. Plus, on my hill start i looked behind and the window had steamed up. I couldnt see a car coming and it drove past as I pulled out, the instructor then decided to turn the window heater thingymebob on. AFTERWARDS.

Failed my driving test. Wasn't ready for it, got picked up by a different instructor and was told mine had had a heart attack. Unsettled me, knew it wasn't going to go right and it didn't. Hmph.

Matt Bellamy Glenn Roeder

Control Panel > System > Hardware Tab > Device Manager Button > Display adapter.

Quality, they let me out of college at 10, done sweet fa since.

That makes you cool y'know!

Exactly, if she is guilty (not saying she is or will be) there will be alot of very angry people.. All the campaigns by famous footballers like David Beckham, Rooney etc... shed loads of money donated to help...

Agree with what you said?

I'd agree, if the 3 year olds where abducted from their beds with parents in the house

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Dont suppose theyre a 34L 32W

Absolute genius