Monk

Yeah, went with me old man. I've been going for 15 years and thats in the top 5 worst performances I've ever watched. Ever. I was just bored. Thanks for the tea, I see there's another Kaebi thread on the go but other than that not too many nunces in the main forum this eve. If you pull the lever on the side of your chair it pops up a foot stool mate. Put the tea down first yeah? Don't want my Racing green recliners getting damaged

I'm in. Biscuit please. I'm still in shock from todays performance. I brought some port and cigars. I'll crack them open in a bit

Can I set up a new forum and call it OrmonTalk? Itll be awesome, I promise.

(And Jackets) I was in fact going to suggest Ginger Cake, but I decided on this occasion that Lemon Cake was more appropriate. Can we put a sign on the door banning any Victoria Sponge?? Don't want any wierdos in here or anything.

Anyone got any Lemon Drizzle cake? I quite fancy a slice.

Welsh Cakes and Flapjack do have a rather distinctive scent I must say.

What?

I still feel like frodo hidden under that tree when the Orc comes past on a horse above them.

I'm off to start a rival forum - 'OrmonTalk' where a short personal statement must be submitted to gain membership. This will then go to a panel of judges (shotgun rules) to determine if they can become a member. Close the door properly JTB, we need to get a blueprint on the go.

Well, he wasn't chewing on one of Ian Ormonpop's flapjacks at any rate!

Is green tea allowed? I got some pretty potent stuff from borough market the other day. Actually, not convinced they're tea leaves at all :eek: Fez - I would like to introduce the world famous chocolate brownie into the tea room if I may? If I recall correctly it nearly gave you a heart attack on the spot, no.

Speaking of tea, they have a new guy on the tea trolley at work. He is clearly some kind of illigal immigrant as he has no concept on the makings of a cup of tea! He puts water and milk in a cup, then puts the teabag in. This kind of thing should go into the citizenship exam! I might stick to coffee now.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1860668

Collymore I never tire of your efforts on these!!

I'd hire Dirty Harry Callahan. He usually get things sorted out pretty quick.

Priceless. The video fits the story so well!

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...55020264b6fa0be The downfall of the Mandaric bid...

I dont know how you do it mate but you've done it again! top work!

hey hey how about that! Though I always enjoy the forest one better!

I had better get involved here... What have forest and a dog a dinner time got in common.... They're both rooted to the foot of the table..... I'll get me coat