Plastik Man

We couldn't afford him a ham sandwich on the journey to EMA but fortunately managed to loan him one till the end of the flight!

Yes, but he was the main presenter in the studio.

Going back to the early 80s when I was a kid listening in I can only remember updates from the match, no live commentary. The reporter then was Steve Lambden, with John Rawling in the studio!

Ah, well I definitely mentally blocked memories of that period!

Hamstring?

Even worse! I didn't remember that. Was that the last time they beat us until last week?

I'd suppressed memory of that 0-3 v Cov until now! I seem to remember feeling extremely pissed off we'd lost 0-3 at home to a poor team.

And he was a full back, not a scrum half . And everyone knows our formation doesnt require fullbacks!

Looking back on his long career with us it is hard to pick out one particular highlight....

Can anyone smell cabbage?

But if the transfer only costs £2m then running his contract down is not such a financial risk.

I was questioning a comment about him being a one club player, a Fox until he dies. We might resist any hypothetical sale, but everyone has their price. But that's irrelevant to the point I was making.

I'm not sure about that. For instance if Liverpool were seriously interested, KDH would be off in a twinkle of Klopp's teeth.

Her parrot?

The timing does seem odd but your suggestion makes most sense.