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Need to see a replay of that, but I'm convinced it's a penalty and red card. Ref has totally bottled this.

That'd better be a euphemism

It really wouldn't. It was terrible goalkeeping. Not that I care how we score.

Why?

That's shite goalkeeping. I'd be fuming if we conceded that. Taking nothing away from the goal, if you don't shoot, you can't score, but it wasn't even in the corner.

A night away and a round of golf at a posh course, Paul Smith Sweatshirt, some Adidas Originals trainers and a Lego Vespa

Only if it's unopened. Once the packet is officially in use, it sits in a butter dish. I'm not a monster.

I'm glad I only cook turkey once a year. Thats the annual 3 minutes gagging done whist I dispose of the giblets, much to the amusement of the family.

I've not taken the butter out of the fridge to make my parsley and lemon butter. Fvck.

Might be a bit much for everyone, especially if we're trying to do it for charity. If we could speak to a club and get it cheaper... I'm still fuming that me and my mate paid for 4 rounds each when we did 4 rounds in a day to raise money for a cancer charity. They even bitched at us for not sticking to the tee times they'd reserved for us I think we raised over a grand, but it cost me and Luke about £120 each in green fees, that we paid ourself. It was done quite last minute, I even spoke to the club and asked if they'd waive the fee and I'd show them I'd pay it to the charity. Nope. I then asked if they'd do it 50% off and we'd basically go halves for more money to go to charity. Nope

And yes, before anyone says it, would have been a totally different game had Sterling squared a ball when it was 3 attackers on the keeper, but he didn't. Wolves were great and fully deserved the points. O'Neil has completely surprised me actually. At the time of his appointment, I thought Wolves were waving the white flag. He looks the real deal, to be honest. Home form is superb, give him a couple of transfer windows to potentially strengthen and improve the away form. What you reckon @The Bear?

I haven't heard of him, but the drawing immediately reminded me of this... Absolute class, and the wonderful Barry Davies

What the fvck?

Well, after I've done that, I'll prep the turkey Hope the Mrs is better in the morning. Have a good one mate

Thought your boys were bang on it earlier. Executed a perfect game plan. You could have won by more, but all Sky bleated on about was "Chelsea's missed chances" Bullshit. Virtually nothing about how good Wolves were. Matt Murray kind of tried, but it didn't fit the narrative.

Me and the Mrs just finished setting out the living room for the kids in the morning. All have a designated pile of presents. One last beer and off to bed. Looking forward to stuffing a fat bird in the morning and massaging the breasts. Plus I've got to get my hand in the cavity! That's the kind of content you like, right?

1979 then? A fine vintage. Probably the best. I'm 27 days older than you!

Really bad timing, never mind xmas, must be your 50th by now?

Sorry to hear that mate, really hope it's something that seems better in the morning. Happy birthday though, and enjoy the cake

We're a global community. A lot of members are already in Xmas. I was kind of hoping they'd tell me what I'd got as they're technically from the future

I'll give you all a recipe for some banging honey roasted, Rosemary Chantenays for next year. I don't know how readily available Chantenays are in Spain, so I didn't want to give @FoxesDeb an extra problem at the market But trust me, they're as good as the red cabbage. Batons are fine for a normal roast, but not Xmas. Does anyone still cut carrots into little circles? Batons taste way better and I don't know why, but it's a fact.

Sorry, I've jumped the gun a bit, but as @Aus Fox is probably already knee deep in discarded wrapping paper and firing up the barbie, why not?

Merry Christmas all. Hope you have a wonderful day with family and friends and that the big fella brings you everything you've asked for

I feel for you mate. I'm still recovering from a slipped disc and the after effects that have made my neck hurt so much. Both easing up a bit now. With the cold, definitely a hot toddlie, whisky, lemon, honey and a cinnamon stick...plus, genuinely, my doctor said this to me..."Alcohol is a muscle relaxant, so it'll help your back" Hope you feel better soon.

Strangely, red wine and anything with a high iron content turns my poo a very dark, almost black, green. Google it. Its a real thing. On second thoughts, don't Google it. Merry Christmas everyone