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Izzy

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  1. My wife left me because of my insecurities. No wait, she's back. She just went to make a cup of tea.
  2. Here's one just for you CF... Two burglars are robbing an off license. One turns to the other and asks, “Is this whiskey?” The other replies, “Yeah, but not as wisky as wobbing a bank.”
  3. Can’t believe how rude the suppository helpline was.
  4. Haven’t heard that saying for a while. Nice one
  5. More Traores in the EPL than you can shake a stick at.
  6. Never thought we’d see Slim again
  7. Same here. Got another one on Hesgoals but not great quality
  8. I Fvckin love Castagne. Not only a quality player but gets stuck in too. The real deal
  9. Brendan’s half time team talk right there
  10. Grealish has got beautiful calf muscles tbf. If I had calfs like that, I’d roll my socks down and show them off too.
  11. Castagne is well good ain’t he
  12. Up there with “your on mute” as the most common phrase of 2020
  13. Coffee with a few cheeky brandy’s in there would be my guess
  14. That's a hell of a bench Spurs have. They've assembled a very decent squad now.
  15. That this thread won't last long
  16. I reckon there's plenty more mileage left in it yet. @Strokesalways gets a mention when someone has an odd job question bless him
  17. Think these two may be late 80's but both awesome songs. Love a bit of Tom Petty
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