lfu

Given how much Rowett seems to like watching the players serve up literal shit on the pitch every 3 days I figured he's more into scat porn

Standing ovation to any Hull player who two foots Winks

How have the Hull players suddenly taught our squad how to play football again?

HAHAHHAA WHAT

Rowett subs on Ayew

Sky commentators trying to liven things up by getting a "Mo blew me off" joke in

I'd just rather the "seasoned pros" be exiled from the squad entirely and be told to train on their own; the majority of these players should have been binned off 20 matches ago What's the point of accepting relegation by sticking with the same players who are performing 21st–24th in every key stat?

Gary clearly stopped caring when it clicked that he wouldn't steer us clear of relegation and hence wouldn't be paid his handsome survival bonus

Winks and Mavididi still on the bench Only youth player in the squad is Monga Rowett is a fuching coward

When will he and Jonboy take responsibility for creating such circumstances?

Literally takes all of 5 minutes

Anthony getting the mileage out of his BA in Journalism there

0-2 win for Hull, I can see it now. Luke Thomas will give away a stupid free kick in the second minute by shoving their right winger over on the edge of the box. Lundstram will be left unmarked at the far post for an easy header. Andrew Hughes will applaud another job well done from the touchline. The heads of our players will drop as they trudge back upfield to take the kickoff, except for Harry Winks who will be engaged in a shouting match with a spectator telling him to fuch off back to Hertfordshire. We will have zero shots on target by halftime. Rowett will make no changes in the break, telling the team they can at least win the second half and a goal would swing the match wide open. 5 minutes into the half, Jordan Ayew, in a rare occasion he is actually in the opposition box, wins a very soft foul that makes you think the referee gave it out of sympathy for our situation. He, being the bearer of our prestigious #9 shirt, decides he'll take the penalty. It's a panenka. It goes straight into the waiting palms of Ivor Pandur. Spectators have seen enough and return into the vomitories in droves. In the 80th minute, Rowett sends Vestergaard up front again, and as stoppage time begins (+9 because of a lengthy injury treatment), Patson Daka is suddenly through on goal. With Monga and Fatawu to his left and a Hull defender closing in, Daka has the perfect opportunity to thread a pass to one of them. Instead, Daka tries the shot. He's 25 yards out. And it's from a tight angle. He skies it. Fatawu squares up to Daka while Pandur takes the goal kick. McBurnie beats Ricardo for pace and slots it neatly in the bottom corner, past Begovic who makes a half-hearted effort to dive. Most of the remaining home fans leave the stadium at this point while a lone few invade the pitch to confront the players. The referee blows his whistle 2 minutes early. Nevertheless, a contingent of our fans clap the team off the pitch to acknowledge their stellar efforts; the players (those whom who didn't flee immediately) don't even bother looking up to the stands as they meekly clap in return before disappearing down the tunnel at the earliest opportunity.

https://www.whufc.com/en/news/club-statement-or-baroness-karren-brady-announces-departure-from-west-ham-united Karren Brady stepping down from West Ham, that just leaves David Sullivan of the dildo bros now. Rudkin will see this news and be on the phone to Aiyawatt recommending her as the missing piece of the puzzle the club's boardroom needs, I'm sure of it

And a special appearance by Lee Chapman because Vardy doesn't want to associate himself with Rudkin

Ben Hamer Paul Konchesky Yohan Benalouane Liam Moore Ritchie De Laet Jeffrey Schlupp Daniel Amartey Dean Hammond Nathan Dyer David Nugent Joe Dodoo Subs: Conrad Logan Alie Sesay Callum Elder Gary Taylor-Fletcher Tom Lawrence (on crutches because he won't have recovered from his foot injury) Harry Panayiotou Simonas Stankevicius

340 mile round trip would be a bit of a trek for him

Done

Wasn't it Wassermann who phoned up Rudkin? Rather than Enzo applying for the job himself

Yet he's still gonna start the same players in the same old 4-2-3-1 against Hull

so £70k before the 35% relegation wage cut?

hopefully in a chant that's preceding "you're a w⚓, you're a w⚓" or "get out of our club"

Fuching hell Patson

One other thing to mention about Fuchs - he played there under Christian Lattanzio, who worked in Man City's youth setup for a few years, then assistant manager to Patrick Vieira at New York City and Nice, so there's a (tenuous) link to McCarron and the Just Play Like Pep directive coming from Aiyawatt.

Ex-pros can be fast-tracked and/or fines for lacking the minimum coaching badges waived It's all just a racket to protect the interests of the League Managers Association members anyway