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Sorry to all our aussie friend in advance! A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her. ' Kin ya swaller ? ' asked Kenzie. The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head. ' Kin ya breathe ? " asked Brian. the woman shook her head No !!! With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her bum. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again. Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer. Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it."

Too fcuking right! P.s...kent fox -Dont tell anyone else but i dont even read them now!...sssshhhhh our little secret okay!?

The best engine in the world is the womens Fanjita(aka vagina!) It takes any size piston. Its self lubrication. Starts with one finger. And every 4 weeks it does its own oil change. Pity the management system is SO fcuking tempremental!

The Golfer and the Dentist A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a real hurry.! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!" The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist ask him, "Which tooth is it sir?" The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him."

A woman????

Im on night shift I got a cold. neighbour's having work done so i had to move to the spare room at 11 am to get some sleep cos it was too noisy. Someone rang the house phone at 2 pm,wrong number. I had a bad days sleep. Went to 'football' Back at work til 6am Sometimes i wish i had finished my A levels and went to Uni and got a proper job

Tis crazy for Geo to go Vegas cos he is an addicted gambler!

I was then but i didnt want to say anything!

Im gonna get hammered for this,l but im bored of it all. Sorry!

Been up since 8am. Now at work til 6am. Got a cold. Support a shite football team. Could be worse i suppose!

Come 4.50 p.m it will all change!!!

A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical withhis wife tagging along When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample." The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife andasks, "What did he say?" The wife yells back to him, "JUST GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!!"

Bloody students! Pay some tax and get a job...... P.S Why do they call it Warwick Uni when its in Cov???(My Mrs is from Warwick!) Pfffttt...Stupid or what??? Epidemics Academics P.S...Good luck Alex!

Right Lisa...i was playing football yeah, and my knee sort of ..........

I finish work soon!!!

Of Leicester City? This forum? Life in general?

( i'll bore you about my 2 disclocated knees when i see you on Thurday...unless you've read it on here??...i'll still bore you on Thursday!)

Well obviously its bound to isn't it???

Where's my stuffed parathas???? My day was CRAP! Finished a nightshift at 6 AM...woke up at 12,went down football,didn't win no bets,then spent the night infront of the TV watching CRAP...exepttion being Ant and Dec and Heroes which my wife made me watch...now back at work on a sunday morning...CRAP!

Achilles??? Mines been fcuked for 2 months...i still have hopes of doing the Leicester half...but it dont look good!!

Beaumont Leys I make the work look easy!

Im at work til 6am....hope you fcukers stick around to keep me company!!!

Im here for you if you need a shoulder to cry on!!!

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