Raj

Teacher in class asks the kids "Who said we will fight them in the air and on the beaches?" A young indian lad puts his hand up in the air "It was Sir Winston Churchill in 1940 Miss" Another voice from the back of the class shouted "Fcuk off home you black cvnt" "Who said that?" asks the teacher "Enoch Powell in 1965" came the reply! SORRY!

Thats a bold statement! He didn't really did he?

I went jogging round Humbo Park. A dog chased me,in a friendly way,but i still shit myself. Luckily the owner wasn't a chav and the dog wasn't a staffordshire. I hate dogs. Now im at work til 6am. I like Gary Megson...not sexually.

I was being facetious(sp?)

As a teacher you should be ashamed to suggest people would take such actions. My Missus told me that some parents would give relatives addresses who were closer to the School she taught in. Once the kids were in,if the school found out apparently they cant do anything about it...boring i know....but im bored so who cares

Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training. After the first day they met up in the bar... "Ah, Pierre" asks one, "'ow 'av you been doing?" "Merde!" answers Pierre. "I 'av 'ad a mos' terrible day. Terrible! At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant. 'E dragged me out of bed and on to ze parade ground." "And zen what 'appened?" inquires his mate. "I weel tell you what 'appened! 'E made me climb urp zis silly leetle Platform five feet off ze ground and zen 'e said "Jurmp!". "'And did you jump?" asks his mate. "I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. I do not jump five feet. It is beneass my dignity." "And zen what 'appened?" asks his mate. "Zen 'e made me climb up zis silly leetle platform ten feet off ze ground, and 'e said "Jump!". And did you jurmp?" asks his mate. "I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. It is beneass my Dignity to jump ten feet." "What 'appened zen?" asks his mate. ³Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform a 'undred feet above ze parade ground. 'E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous willy, and 'e said: "If You do not jurmp, I am going to stick zis right urp your burm." "Ooooh!" says his mate. "And did you jurmp?" "A leetle bit, at ze beginning."

Betting is a mugs game. The only winners are the bookies. Only idiots gamble. I haven't won this season either

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I think a few on FT talk like that!!! Aint THAT bloody old!!! And what the fcuk is moon pie???

Whats a Jap Eye?

Too bloody right pal Unblemished record after 36 years

If you are already doing 10 miles in 1hr 25mins you'll piss the half in under 2 hours My best time is 1 hr 54ish mins and i am ALOT older than you! My achilles is still hurting and the Leicester half is end of Oct ...its a race(half marathon maybe!!!) against time

If they were stolen to order,wouldn't there be more than 1 perosn attempting the snatch? If he sees another 2 there,surely he'd take them as well? I dont mena cross examine the other 2 kids,just ask them ....sort of thing........ I've said far too much.

Then this is even more weird surely??? Surely an abductor would try and take all 3? Did the other 2 kids not see who came into the room? I know they are only young but have the children not been asked by the Coppers???

Just a quick question. When Maddie was allegedly abducted,where were the other 2 children? And why did the abductor not take them as well?

Oh Yeah i wish......but i always wonder why MY side of the bed is always warm,when ive been at work all night???

3 shifts Geo. 1 week lates shift 1pm-9 2nd week earlies 5.45a.m til 1.30pm 3rd is nights 9pm til 6am repeat til dead!

No...the buggers started at 11AM...i was still asleep after a 12 hour night shift!!! Too scared to say anything,they are right big fcukers!

That would be a bloody good wedding. At our wedding(Not pexgeo and me...but me and the Mrs!) we had over 600 guest...thats the norm for Asian weddings...i only knew 10 of them!!! By the way,i did a 12 hour shift last night,got in at 6am and was awake by 11 cos of next door having builders in...now im back at work til 6 again...hope them builders are dead!

I've ran 3 half marathons in th last 4 years...2 Leicester and 1 Nottingham. This years leicester is through the City Centre and i was going to do it but i did my Achillles tendon in a few months ago. Might still be able to as i did 30 mins today,hopefully with no ill effect! I hate injuries! http://www.leicestermarathon.org.uk/

:eek: Thought Indian weddings were bad,thats outrageous!!! (P.S..Im at work til 6 am!)

Are there not any other children missing in Uk,The World?? Dont get me wrong,they are doing all they can,to get as much publicity as they can,because they can afford to. Other parents who have lost children can't afford to. Im just waiting for the inevitbale quote from the McCanns that they want some privacy and want to be left in peace. After they touted all this publicity im afraid they will be stuck with photographers chasing them,just like paparazzi chase VIP's. I'm not casting blame on anyone,but i was just making the point that there must be some other news in the world!

I cant believe so many TV hours are still being given to this saga. Its very bad whats happened but do we need every news Channel followng their EVERY move. Photographers at the home,airport,following them around...its Crazy!!! Now they are back in Rothley it will be 24/7 on Sky News. Is nothing else happening in the World at the moment? Also find it strange how they return home shortly after being made suspects,having throughout saying they will not leave Portugal until they get Maddie. I dont want to comment into whether they did or didn't have anything to do with it,but its all getting abit too much now surely???