Daggers

Clacton hustings cancelled as the grifter-in-chief refused to be accountable to the electorate

Lewis: "It's a lie" Reform knuckledragger: "Yes, but I still believe it" There is no hope with people as dim as this.

Is not mentioning that Assange is a Russian asset part of the release agreement?

Same vibe

Like a potential tournament win for Southgate

And the excuses begin

If Southgate was in charge of cutting the cake

Earl Grey, Greggs sausage roll, Breakfast fry-up, piss weak pint of lager, town centre fight, debate over cream or jam going on scones first, the pronunciation of the word scone - your boys took one hell of a beating

Fvcking woeful. Southgate is a cvnt.

Go on Anthony, do something impressive with your 60 seconds. *and that’s why I’m with your wife, Raj

Good, even though chances are I have it installed

We’re busy up here at the moment. Stay down for the rest of the 12 minutes

Someone tell me again how Southgate isn’t complete bollocks

Like you’d expect from a midfield player - not the focal point of the attack. I hate to bring up Vards…but Vards.

He knows he’s gone, he’s hiding by tracking back

Thing is with the Reform, they’re just so brilliant at the oratory