Daggers

Yeh. Boy did I laugh at that one 😂

DHL has lost a single box from the manufacturer to the shirt company - and my shirt was in it. So, now I have another month to wait for a replacement. Slightly miffed and not sure why I can’t have one that was heading to the club.

Don’t be a vaper

To paraphrase Heisenberg, I’m not sure about this.

For shame that you didn’t include the potential mountain-top based shark attack, my particular favourite.

“Brilliant man in the Commons... compassionate and humane... a man of genuine courage and inspiring leadership.” “Thought to have been the most handsome and gifted British political leader of the twentieth century ...brilliant debater, gifted, lucid and compassionate..." “Genuinely eager to champion the unemployed and other underdogs... dynamic and handsome, popular... gifted and a natural leader"

I did say…

Well that's 40 minutes of my life I'm not getting back, they're not having any more.

This is election thread for election people, posting mainly funny election things. Fvck off anywhere else - or absolutely completely imo - with trans arguments because it'll only end up with this thread being locked.

There you go

Because people can think about more than one thing at the same time

Maybe, just maybe, being involved in a golf club/machete attack, dealing drugs then vanishing may pique interest? Then the Mum raising £30,000 for nothing and going on holiday - err, helping - is a bit Sharon Matthewsy? Then the girlfriend doing interviews with her back to camera is exceptionally off? Of course people are going to talk about it - and none of them talking about it are interfering with a “rescue operation” in any way. Do you pop into the LCFC forum section to tell people not to talk about things and just let the club get on with doing what they do?

That Palace shirt is peak shirt. That’s all kinds of outstanding.

My season ticket has become digital. I can request a real one for free.

You’ve missed the joke again 😁

Pesky infant You'd think someone would’ve taken his gun away by now

Check out his conviction

Jay Slater

This missing machete lad saga just gets more weird by the day