Daggers

I hope I get commission then

It’s a golden rule. You don’t do this.

Breaching the golden rule: never announce the election in the rain

Varies by constituency, there will be those where voting LibDem is the better option if that’s what they want to achieve.

Gearing up for the campaign

And Yakety Sax.

Latest: @Mark has called a crisis meeting in the Mods section. My sources tell me he’s planning on shutting down the forum until July 5th.

Which one? *if I didn’t someone less responsible would’ve

FTFY

Honestly reckon a fridge full of jars would make for a novel school class photo - and beats the shit out of those fvcking tea towels everyone now does.

They cut my ingrowing toenail out today - it was a beast. Despite thinking I had it under control, it was a thick lump of u-shaped pain delivering nastiness. No wonder it gave me grief during footy.

And there was me thinking I got mine for infrequently reminding everyone about Thracian, apes, and setting up the secret inner circle (that doesn’t exist).

But having less off it is a bonus when there’s more of it to carry.

A British beach is probably the last place I’ll be visiting until someone has sorted out the water company pollution. Kent was warned to avoid beaches this week - “Don’t go in the water” warnings! The state of this place these days is depressing.

Boy did I have stomach issue yesterday. If I was you lot I’d be avoiding drinking tap water for a day or so until my shits clear the system.

Must admit, I’ve been rethinking my lifetime habit of pretending to wear one for the stewardess check 😁

Nope. You need a different part of the bank.

Yes. This is definitely the summer I get I to cricket.

Go on Chelsea, sign Brenda Nout.

I think this might be the year I get into cricket