Daggers

I said this the second the podium came out. Nice to see MPs are catching up.

My thread, my rules. You’re overruled 😁

If there’s a break with the board and I’d argue there isn’t, there’s a sense he might feel misled and unsupported, why would he leave to go to a club where the last manager was actively undermined and instructed on how to manage? There’s not a hope in hell Maresca would have some non-specialist dictate how to avoid suffering injuries.

Corbyn booted out of Labour for accepting cash from Owen Jones’ Trust of Stupid.

Some ***** are bigger than other *****.

Question Time

Almost like it’s been completely made up, eh.

He’s not wrong.

I for one will be smashing a lot of shit up. Moreover, if you had to name any Conservative plans what would they be? Stopping boats? The boats haven’t been stopped and Sunak admits the Rwanda money pit is over. They’ve been promising to bring down immigration to tens of thousands in both of Cameron’s, May’s and Johnson’s manifestos and failed absolutely to do so across 14 years. Stopping smoking? He claimed he was doing this at the lectern, not even 24hrs later and the Bill is dead on the floor of the House. The only thing Sunak has delivered he didn’t even have anything to do with - the Bank of England reduced inflation through the application of interest rates. Billions embezzled, billions of budget cuts, services on their knees, unaffordable bills, polarised society, housing crisis, rivers and seas full of shit, poisoned drinking water, pot holes galore, prisons overflowing, police being told to release criminals… If that’s a plan working then give me “back to square one” every day of the week.

Has a very mixed season for us, just didn’t seem to want it most of the time.

I am now prepared to put money on Sunak going full Reggie Perrin before July 4th.

How it’s going How it began

I have no idea what or who co-pilot is.

Like these chips?

Adoption. I looked into it, they won’t take 22yr olds unfortunately.

No party has published a manifesto. You don’t publish manifestos until elections are called - and then there’s a lag between the announcement and getting docs from the printers. You don’t preprint as things can change, you don’t release to the web until the launch. Given Sunak knew when the announcement was coming, he could’ve released theirs yesterday. He didn’t, and yet you aren’t complaining about them not delivering a set of costed proposals. *Actually, Tice’s limited company of fascists do have a manifesto - it’s a pile of sick near the toilets in a Wetherspoons in Colchester. Quite an improvement from previous iterations of his grifting shitfest.

“Stop picking on the man. He’s supported Southampton since he was a boy, why shouldn’t he be happy,” they said.