Daggers

There's a swathe of parties, tbh. You've got the Reverse party, the Rejection party, the Rambunctious party, and even the Removals-r-us party. I may have got at least one of those names wrong because they all seem the same - but rest assured, they'll bloody hate you and happily repatriate you to Leicester Forest East services if you ask them.

I love a general election, it always gives me a raging massive majority.

Their comments about points deductions are going to stop pretty smartish when they all remember: "Leeds owe other clubs a Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey £190m in transfer fee instalments on player purchases but only due to receive £2m on player sales". They're going to have to sell absolutely everything they own before they can make a single player purchase. Leeds are actually doing a Leeds all over again.

Too busy making AI porn videos with Archie Gray's crying face

HOW IT STARTED HOW IT'S GOING

Can someone watching the match screenshot images of crying Leeds fans please

rofl

If you don't advertise to them how can they learn to drink responsibly?

The team that scores first tends to win

Children of the rich are never in line for things like this. In Colombia there’s a ball system. One colour drawn out means you get out of it. Rich families buy those balls from the poor. Los ricos. Los ricos nunca cambian.

I’m totally Leeds today, I can’t get past the Sunak thing. ‘Mon the [whatever their nickname is]! What is their nickname? Without internetting it, I conjure up a memory of an old badge with an owl on it, lillywhites (which I reckon is actually spurs), and that’s it. I’m sure it’s not the owls…the whites? What a shite nickname that’d be.

Something to check with the wife later, she does love to scrub them with sugar soap

Mojito Beach Bar, Patong *it’s not on the beach

@Raj books flight

He been gone and hacked.

FTFY

I subscribe to the view that he hates being a PM, an MP and his party. I’ve never seen the like. The people I talk to on both sides of the house are dumbfounded. As someone who loves a bit of chaos, I’m finding this hysterical.